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Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke

CANADA | Monday, 3 July 2006 | Views [1385] | Comments [13]

Howdy hoy!

That is a greeting of my own design. It is a mixture os several existing greetings. I left my last journal on for AGES because of a very funny story that Helen wrote up about Ebonyh STEALING my parents car and driving it illegally and coercing Daniel to drive it illegally. For shame for shame.

I have had a very good week. Not in the least because I have been excitedly waiting for Helen to arrive. 4 sleeps to go! Yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayyyayyayayayaayayayayayayayayayayyayayayayyayayayayayayayayayayayayyayaya.

I worked all of this week at the Language college. I taught the advanced class and it was very fun. We were looking at Mysteries for the week so I got them to watch 'The Maltese Falcon'. It was a very good movie but they had a lot of trouble following it because the American accent in 1941 was quite different to the American accent now. I chose an old movie so no one would get offended by the content, but one of the muslim girls kept looking away everytime someone kissed on screen. She left halfway throygh. I felt really bad. The next day I got eveeryone to teach each other a card game. They really enjoyed this and I was taught a very good magic tricks by one of the students. I will teach it to Helen and she can teach it to everyone else. It is great. On the last day we had a shared lunch and we got food from all over the world. My favorite thing was some spinich and cheese parcels from Libya. I brought zucchini slice which I have found is distinctly australian.

On Saturday it was Canada That means there were many canadian flags and people firing off fireworks. I went to a whole bunch of Ontarios provincial parks. THey were quite nice. We went canoing and I mas really nervous because every single time in my past I have gone canoing I have tipped the canoe. I forwarned everyone but managed to stay dry for the hour. It was actually really fun. I wnet with people who knew want they were doing. There was something called a J stroke that I was called. I was stroking away with visions of myself entering the avon descent... that'd be great.

We went to this lake that had a reconstruction of an indigenous camping ground. We went into a reconstructed long house and there were masses of animal furs. It was very cool. We also went on some walks... we went through a whole buch of caves and it was very pretty. Then we went to someones house for dinner. I brough more of zucchini slice.

I had rehearsals today. One of the guys told me of his plan to take over Canada and ban immigration, emigration and to fine everyone who flies a non-Canadian flag. I shuddered for the future. I worte a poem on the back of my script about how angry he made me. Ok. I am going back to doing my journal of Sunday nights.

Ok. I hope everyone has a great week. Thank you Mel for your lovely letter and gift. I hope jury duty passes quickly. Poeple can email me also if they want to converse. I am sick of having an empty inbox.

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Beware, Kerry Anne Kennerly is (or was) in Canada.

  Ezra Jul 3, 2006 11:34 AM

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Sue, the amount of spelling and grammatical errors in this post is the most yet - it must be cos you are so excited to see me :)
Only one more sleep to go for me because I am not actually going to go to bed before I see you after tonight.... Oh I am gonna be sooo cranky.

  H Jul 3, 2006 7:30 PM

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Normally I type my journal in Word and then copy it to this site. This time I just typed it straight in. It was Canada Day on saturday. Not Canada.

  gentlesue Jul 3, 2006 11:30 PM

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Hey there Susan. Wow, you are having heaps of fun over there. It will be nice for you when Helen gets there. You will both have such a great time. :)
Take care always Sus.
From Kristy.

  Kristy Nelson Jul 4, 2006 2:35 PM

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Pilot Episode: (SING)"Tiffany Road, where I will never, Tiffany Road, roses are forever, Tiffany Road, makes all your hopes shine through... ooooh." Scene opens on beautiful people doing beautiful things, sipping coffee, wheeling wheelchairs and performing vital surgery on vital organs. A plain yet beautiful girl wanders through the glass automatic doors, startled by the appearance of photographers. A lady appears in a nurses uniform and appears to be a nurse, and asks her if she is ok, and needs any Ritalin. "No" the plain yet beautiful girl breathes out breathlessly "I am just a little.." Breath. Flick hair. "...lost. My name, since you asked, is Susette." NEXT WEEK, ON 'TIFFANY ROAD', WHO IS THIS MYSTERIOUS PLAIN YET BEAUTIFUL GIRL NAMED SUSETTE?, WILL SUSETTE GET BACK HER BREATH?, AND WHICH VITAL ORGANS ARE MORE VITAL THAN OTHERS? All this and more in the next installment of "Tiffany Roooooooooad."

  The Soapy Sphinx Jul 4, 2006 7:01 PM

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I went on a canoe too this weekend, but I did capsize & I got very wet & the water was freezing! I don’t think campings for me.

  Meli Jul 4, 2006 8:33 PM

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Hello,

I am in Sydney waiting for the plane to San Fran. On the plane I watched V for Vendetta and ate brinner - the meal between dinner and breakfast. The people next to me were very talkative considering it was the middle of the night.
Geoff was on my right, he is 50 and has a wife called Penny who he has been married to for 28 years, they have a son who is in the army but he is going to join the federal police. Geoff designed the TV screen things that are on the back of the seats before he started working on the mines. He tried to tell me about the wind patterns and air pockets and plasma... of plannets and the earth, but I wasn't really listening. He was very excited to have the window seat but then had an anxiety attack because he was claustrophobic, then he was ok.
Perri was on my other side, he is a Maori (is that how i spell it???) who also works in the mines, he was going to Auckland for a funeral, he wants to drive a plane. I didn't sleep on the plane though.
I am very tired,
I did sleep for about an hour and a half across three seats, a lounge that was empty when I fell asleep but when i woke up I was surrounded by people speaking german, maybe.
I am very bored, there are people milling clicking their tongues at how long i am taking. I will bring you more rivetting news as it comes to hand.

  H Jul 5, 2006 10:55 AM

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this has turned into Helen's journal almost! I would rather be bored at sydney airport then bored at work. Have a great time in Canada land Helen, and catching up with Sue. send us lots of stories.

  K Jul 5, 2006 1:19 PM

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Yo Sue! Not much to report, seeing as I have spoken to you twice in three days.

Go here for variations on hello. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello

You harbinger of filth Miss Susan. Did you not know the extreme naughtiness that goes on in those 1940's movies. What were you thinking? Did you not realise from such a saucy title? Maltese. FALCON. Hmmm.

If someone called me a J-stroke, I'd slap 'em.

Zucchini slice is not the first Australian cuisine that springs to mind. So well done for creative thinking. I wouldn't have even picked it as Australian.

Can you publish the anti anti-immigration poem PLEASE? I am sure it is a Byron masterpiece. Can you also please work in a non-Canadian flag into your Shakespeare play? I ask only a little.

  Simon J Jul 6, 2006 1:30 AM

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Taking over Sue's journal is just the first step in my plans for world domination. I am now in San Fran, I leave for Canada in 9 hours, yaaaay. I went to the city today and it was great, I will tell you more when i am not paying 50 US cents a minute to use the net.

  helen Jul 6, 2006 2:40 PM

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Well, I have found a computer in a shop/store that seems to have free internet for some reason, oh well I'm not going to ask questions... It just means that you will get to read my ramblings sooner.

I have never had less sleep in my life, I have only had 4 hours sleep (at best) in the last 75 hours. I am feeling weird... This morning I felt great, like I would never need to sleep again, not now though.

I went into San Francisco, it is cool. The weather is just like Perth, it is windy and a bit cold but the sun is shining.

Alcatraz is really close to the shore, I am really suprise more people didn't escape. The golden gate bridge was a bit obscured by fog.

I went to Ripley's believe it or not, The wax museum and bought a puppet.

American money confuses me. The sales people are really good at their jobs.

I went to an art gallery, they really try to sell you some art. They had lots of stuff by a guy called Goffery ( I think) he paints personified Green Olives doing stuff involving alcohol and martini glasses. They were cool. There were other paintings by a thirty year old Russian dude of buildings with the lights on that seemed to glow even when the lights were dimmed... amazing.

There are lots of flowers by very few obviously gay people - sadly.

A homeless man told me how to catch the train back to the airport, in great detail, he was nice, I put money in his cup.

The sercurity people are gathering around me and the lady just said they are closing. Byeeeee

  H Jul 6, 2006 4:42 PM

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I just got my Harry Potter badge from the internet and I need more Harry Potter stuff, MORE!
But they wont let me get a broomstick. They wont send it to Australia.
If only I knew someone in a different country, like canada maybe, and if only I knew someone visiting that someone if only I knew that lived in another country, like canada, where they would send a broom. Then maybe I could send the broom to the person in another country and then the person visiting the person in another country could bring it back for me on the plane, or boat, depending on how they got there, and then the person who lives in a different country could pay some moula towards excess baggage because this person in another country is giving me money because I bought her the Vicar of Dibley and taped the third season Little Britain for her. This would all consequently make my life complete.

If only..

  Ebony Jul 7, 2006 12:25 PM

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Hello everyone, except for Susan, because she is right next to me.

Canada is fantastic, people are nice and traffic stops for you to cross the road rather than speeding up to hit you. They have dairy queen and life savers that taste like deap heat - they are not very nice.
There is a gun shop with a giant stuffed bear out the front, I got a photo of Susan with it.

Everything is cheaper than in perth which means people may get better presents than a shirt that says Canada that I bought 3 of for 10 dollars... but probably not.

Susan's house is way cool, she lives in the roof and her street is nicer in real life than in the photos.

Now... Susan and her drama troupe performed their first production of Taming of the Shrew. I have written a review...

Although the play was Taming of the shrew it started as Romeo and Juliet, it went on for a while and as Romeo and Juliet were doing the whole "Romeo Romeo where for art thou Romeo" bit, a loony from the "audience" interrupts and talks about how he used to be an actor.

They try to get rid of him but he is very annoying and keeps on interrupting. Then somehow he gets knocked unconscious and then he wakes up and they convince him that he is a lord and that he has a wife and servents and that he is watching a play.

They bring out his 'wife' who is a guy in drag wearing a spectacular floral dress (props to the seamstress)who sits next to him watch the play.

Then the play changes into taming of the strew... I know, I know, stay with me... and the characters from Romeo and Juliet adopt new roles - it was quite confusing. The play goes on... and on... at one point Sue has to get up from the audience because they are a cast member short and she plays an audtralian who was in the audience who has to play a guys dad. Then it ends.

Then the annoying guy somehow get knocked out again and when he wakes up the actors go back into the end of Romeo and Juliet, and he says "oh I had a dream I was a lord etc and now I can go back to my horrible wife because I know how to tame a shrew."

Firstly let me say that the costumes were great, exemplary works of art in their own right. Although they didn't have pouches for the micrphone packs so the packs kept on falling off the actors.

The mircrophones either didn't work or picked up everything, you could here the actors back stage taking about the next scene and you could hear the actors swear when they stuffed up their lines as they walked back stage, that was cool.

Sue has to do the play 7 more times which means she has to watch 2/3rds of it fom the audience 7 more times.

All in all how could you fault such a inspiring performance from such a stella cast.
5 quills of out 5 from me.

We went out for drinks with the cast afterwards, it was fun.

Today we are doing stuff, and after Sue's play tonight we are going to Quebec.

  H Jul 9, 2006 1:03 AM

 

 

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