Well, I've been travelling over 18 months now and i thought I'd better let you know how I'm doing and show you a couple of pictures to ease your mind.
I've spent the last month sleeping on an air mattress in the apartment of a male nurse. I don't think he's gay as he didn't come with me when i went to hang out in the gay bars. I'm trying new things like you suggested; so far I've tried a family sized apple pie, a box of twinkie bars, Ben and Jerry's ice-cream, take away from the Cheesecake factory and every beer i can get hold of. I had a slight cold and a few aches and pains last week - but don't worry i bought several packets of flu tablets and a container of a thousand ibuprofen. Americans don't use the metric system so I'm just taking 10 times all the doses. I now feel strangely fine. I'm making sure i get my exercise - i walk to Starbucks and MacDonald's at least twice a day. I'm also trying my best to fit in with the Hawaiians, so i got a tattoo.
see - nothing to worry about
love Son x