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Trip: Home court advantage

There are [88] stories from my trip: Home court advantage


Hippies and happy herbs visit Cape Hillsborough.

AUSTRALIA | Friday, 2 Oct 2009 | Views [3068]

Its a sorry story when the best thing about a place is leaving there. Even more so when it is only for two days. With a weekend off for Rachel, and the 'Australia' movie shrines and Big Mango sightings exhausted, we decided to venture further ... Read more >

Tags: beaches, friends


Bored, burnt and bonkers in Blowin' Bowen.

AUSTRALIA | Monday, 21 Sep 2009 | Views [1610] | Comments [3]

What drugs was I on when I thought of returning to Bowen? Anyone who reads my ramblings will be able to answer that question, but they won't win anything for their trouble. I drive around amazed that the fond memories I have of the place seem so far ... Read more >

Tags: drugs, friends, misadventures


Big bucks blown between Broome and Bowen.

AUSTRALIA | Friday, 18 Sep 2009 | Views [1270]

4,500 kms is a long way to travel and I knew it was not going to be easy. Given that someone else flew the plane for me most of the way, the biggest strain was on my wallet. The 620 km driving stint I did was my most challenging task, but I still managed ... Read more >

Tags: drugs, friends, on the road


Plans are made for getting laid.

AUSTRALIA | Sunday, 13 Sep 2009 | Views [2600] | Comments [1]

Everybody needs holidays. Some of us need them more often than others. If I don't have a holiday every few months at least, I start entertaining thoughts of regicide. Everybody needs sex as well. If I don't have any sex for a few months at least, I ... Read more >

Tags: beaches & sunshine, friends, misadventures, money


Prawn shit removes some polish.

AUSTRALIA | Tuesday, 8 Sep 2009 | Views [1810]

I can take my too-cool-for-school sunglasses off now because some of the shiny gloss has been taken off of Broome. I'm still as happy here as a four year old with a new toy. Or a forty year old. Familiarity breeds somehow, and its offspring is considered ... Read more >

Tags: friends, misadventures


Succumbing to the style and cycles of the sisterhood.

AUSTRALIA | Monday, 3 Aug 2009 | Views [1286]

The effeminate air in this house is obviously starting to have an effect on me. I'm not prepared to wear make up, gossip with sacrilegious fervour or watch 'Dirty dancing' on a weekly basis yet. I have developed an unhealthy obsession with Frangelico ... Read more >

Tags: friends, misadventures, sisterhood


A bunny bash in a boiling hot bath robe.

AUSTRALIA | Monday, 20 Jul 2009 | Views [3700]

You can't share a house with 8 women and not have delusions about being the next Hugh Heffner. My playboy mansion might be disappointingly short on silicon boobs, bikinis and bare bellies to snort coke off, but my bunnies compensate by being genuinely ... Read more >

Tags: friends, party


A spy in the house of chocolate, chick flicks and cosmopolitans.

AUSTRALIA | Tuesday, 14 Jul 2009 | Views [1239]

I think Fate either fancies me, or she has a wicked and cruel sense of humour. Finding house mates is never an easy task. Either no one calls, or the people that do, spend the initial interview talking about their knife collection and how they perfected ... Read more >

Tags: friends


Mashed meeting my musical messiah.

AUSTRALIA | Wednesday, 8 Jul 2009 | Views [2314]

If someone were to tell me that I have been in Broome for over three months now, I would call them a 'dirty, no good liar'. Then I would have to apologise profusely because apparently it is true. Over a month since my last journal, I find myself at a ... Read more >

Tags: drugs, friends, music


Part 1. Risking life and limb on a reckless road trip.

AUSTRALIA | Tuesday, 26 May 2009 | Views [1298]

If Broome has a short coming, it's that it's not a road trip. It's a bit too stationary for that. It's not actually a lot of things, like a toaster, philosophical thesis or belly button lint to list but a few. Most things obey the laws of physics and ... Read more >

Tags: drugs, misadventures, on the road


Part 2. Blissed out under a Kimberley moon.

AUSTRALIA | Tuesday, 26 May 2009 | Views [1284]

Our first destination was the Bungle Bungle's. Knowing nothing of them prior and being given no clue by their name, we arrived with few expectations. Good thing too as it was night time when we finally made it. I was driving by then and ploughing through ... Read more >

Tags: drugs, misadventures, on the road


Part 3. The toilet talk of travelers

AUSTRALIA | Tuesday, 26 May 2009 | Views [1112]

I woke up before Lady Luck to find my tongue stuck in quicksand, my mind stuck in neutral and my pillow stuck to my face with drool. With BYO booze, my wallet had been a superfluous accompaniment to the night but had somehow managed to get lost in its ... Read more >

Tags: drugs, misadventures, on the road


Part 4. The dingo pack and life outback.

AUSTRALIA | Tuesday, 26 May 2009 | Views [2736]

Soon after it was time to eat before the 4am dry heaves started 12 hours too early. We stopped at the Halls Creek roadhouse where everyone's name could have been Bates, Bundy or Manson for all I knew. Spratty took affront to Mr. Roadhouse's service ... Read more >

Tags: drugs, misadventures, on the road


I feel like butter! Why? Because I am on a roll!

AUSTRALIA | Monday, 4 May 2009 | Views [1422]

I'm worried that I'll appear boastful if I continue to write about just how good life is in Broome. Not that the place is exclusively my domain, as the rapid increase in tourist numbers can attest to. This party has an open invitation and I gladly ... Read more >

Tags: friends, partying, work


Finding all the good things I hadn't started searching for yet.

AUSTRALIA | Tuesday, 14 Apr 2009 | Views [1136]

So I got myself a job as a 'dishy'. Not exactly evolving in the vocational scheme of things. Particularly when it's in a brewery, a place that offers the chance of rapid intellectual devolving. Aside from the universe again providing exactly what I ... Read more >

Tags: misadventures, work


I'd spontaneously combust if I wasn't sweating so much.

AUSTRALIA | Wednesday, 8 Apr 2009 | Views [755]

Be careful what you wish for, some say, as it may just come true. And then some! I am a firm believer in that principle as life constantly confirms that my thoughts create my reality. But I seem to recall it was a warmer climate I was pining for, ... Read more >


Perth must be the capital of Western Europe.

AUSTRALIA | Saturday, 4 Apr 2009 | Views [1421]

I'm out West, and I know it. If I didn't, most signs, businesses, and products have a reference to the 'West' in them. We're not East Coast and we're damn proud of it! I can't see that as a good enough reason to shoot someone, but I offer many thanks ... Read more >

Tags: on the road, people, shopping


I should have thrown some dry, smoked and dirty grapes over my left shoulder.

AUSTRALIA | Monday, 30 Mar 2009 | Views [2155]

Farmers should quake whenever they see me approach their fields. I have the cursed touch of Midas' evil twin. All harvesting work I do carves through profits like a one man economic wrecking ball. I am the best thing to happen to any farms ... Read more >

Tags: misadventures, on the road, work


Crazies chase me away from the cornfields.

AUSTRALIA | Sunday, 15 Mar 2009 | Views [6642]

The train to Melbourne rattles soothingly along the tracks that carve through a brown and barren Victorian countryside. The environment is dried to the point of kindling combustibility, but it seems that luck alone saved ... Read more >

Tags: on the road


A stoner's creed.

AUSTRALIA | Sunday, 15 Mar 2009 | Views [2208]

The beach is definitely the best thing God came up with on day five of his universe-creating week of high achievement before he retired for good. Preparing to tackle such holy goodness at Cape Conran, I splashed out $25 on a boogie board of questionable ... Read more >

Tags: adrenaline, beaches & sunshine, drugs


Four days in the fields, to face plants, to fortuitous free time

AUSTRALIA | Saturday, 21 Feb 2009 | Views [1305]

Four days of work is a good enough reason to have the whole following week off. It's not by choice, but it fits in so nicely with my plans that I cannot believe my subconscious desires did not play a part in it becoming a ... Read more >

Tags: adrenaline, beaches & sunshine, work


Rotten to the core.

AUSTRALIA | Saturday, 7 Feb 2009 | Views [1803]

After a fond farewell to our Canadian duo, we high-tailed it out of Hobart leaving a Hansel and Gretel like trail of money behind us. We planned to cover the state in four days and were aware most of that would have to be ... Read more >

Tags: misadventures, on the road, sight seeing


The two faces of Port Arthur.

AUSTRALIA | Saturday, 7 Feb 2009 | Views [3144] | Comments [2]

Port Arthur is Tasmania's most famous spot for both good and bad reasons. 'Most famous' and 'good and bad' being subjective evaluations. I must contend that Port Arthur, and probably Tasmania, was relatively unknown to me ... Read more >

Tags: beaches & sunshine, friends, sight seeing


Have I spent enough to own part of Tasmania?

AUSTRALIA | Saturday, 7 Feb 2009 | Views [2866]

The Apple Isle. A tasty destination if ever I heard one. But as delicious as it sounds, the only people licking their lips were the people catering to / cashing in on the tourists. Towns are so small and devoid of business ... Read more >

Tags: misadventures, on the road, sight seeing


The beef capital's undefinabull attraction.

AUSTRALIA | Saturday, 7 Feb 2009 | Views [1447] | Comments [1]

Rockhampton may seem like an unusual destination for someone like me. Rockhampton is actually quite an unusual destination for anyone. It doesn't have much to offer travelers in the way of tourist sites. Anyone who would be interested ... Read more >

Tags: friends, philosophy of travel


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