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CANADA | Saturday, 7 January 2006 | Views [868] | Comments [7]

Ok Ok There is some news, some mirth, some merriment and some mayhem.

Ok. News number 1) My interview yesterday went pretty well. The people were very nice and it seemed to be a lovely organisation. The major issue is that I would be a Maths teacher and a lot of Maths I would need to reteach myself. The guy doing the job at the moment is going to a Private school to do Head of Maths Department. I feel inferior.

Number 2) We are no longer going to live at Jane Anns aunties house. LONG story, so we are busy house hunting. I have just spoken to a lady about an apartment. It sounds very nice but it is in a very exclusive area. She told me about the other tenants and they are all doctors and university professors. I told her I was unemployed. Again I feel inferior.

Number 3)I am still having trouble with my ticket. It will drive me to drink. I have rung STA travel in carousel and they reckon they’ll look into it. Even so, every time you walk past there you should tap on the windows in a distracting manner and pull faces at them. I am inferior.

Number 4) For my job interview I went into a questionable part of Hamilton. It wasn’t super bad. It was just semi-industrial with quite a lot of car yards, adult video stores and a poker training school. It was really cool because I never would have gone there if I wasn’t here for an extended period of time. I feel superior.

I also caught the bus yesterday. It was good because the sky was relatively clear and I could see a lot of stuff. It was nice to get around on my own also. (Even though I had to call Joe to pick me up from the bus station.

We are going car shopping tomorrow and I WILL BUY A CAR. I am over being scared to drive. Move over Canada Sues coming through.

Here we get some American tv stations. American tv is CRAZY. They have full pharmaceutical ads for EVERYTHING. They name the brand and go through what it does and side affects and EVERYTHING. I quote “I always take bitrxinol(this is just made up. I can remember what the drug really was) to treat my depression” “For me nothing beats bichlorodorohepbutane (I made this up to) when treating my impotence” CRAZY.

Anyway, I am looking for extremely good commenters I can bestow gifts upon keep them coming. There were some particularily good ones related to my last entry. Though this journal is about bringing people together NOT causing rents and divisions. WHERE IS THE LOVE? Talk to you all soon. I spoke to Tim, Simon AND Helen today. That was good.

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Hey suzie Q, you are superior to everyone and everything in every way. It is so very very hot today. I did a wedding makeup this morning and they are going to have the wedding at 11:30am outside, it is sposed to be about 38 degrees. I also had another home open today and being 38 degress without air con it gets pretty hot inside ... so... I bought some dry ice to fan into the house, i thought cos dry ice is really cold it might make the house cooler. It didn't work. It just made it foggy and didn't evaporate very quickly either so took it to the Faheys to put in the pool, it looked really cool but the ice bits floated to the top and got stuck in your clothes and bit you. It was lots of fun throwing it at daniel though. Go outside and lay in the snow and pretend that it is really really hot. Talk to you soon, love Helen.

Helen Jan 7, 2006 5:36 PM

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Oh Susie Q, Where are you? The world is so much sadder. The blog is fardy* And Dan is tardy But the Faheys can't get any madder Oh Susie Q, where are you? It's you we all are missing Brenton's bludos* To gain kudos And Kylie's reminiscing Oh Susie Q, where are you? Where's the Susan cuddle? Simon's lists Are spelunkingly pickwickingly chuzzlewittingly pists* And the time has Mum befuddled Oh Susie Q, where are you? Your secret unspoken love is true Melissa is tired Of being Inspired And Helen really misses you Oh Susie Q where are you? We need you here We'll feed you here We'll make snow for you here Just come back and be here *Fardy - A word rhyming with tardy that means fantastic. *Bludos - present tense of a verb which means to post comments to a travel blog hosted by worldnomads where the principle poster is residing temporarily in Canada at the house of an old friend. *Pists - A word that sounds bad but really means extremely funny and without peer.

Ezra Jan 8, 2006 1:36 PM

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Hi Sues, Your journal is definitely not boring. Some of it is absolutely hilarious. Thanks for giving me a lot of good laughs. Hope you find a job soon. Love Janet

Janet Cheeseman Jan 8, 2006 6:40 PM

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Who is this Ezra? accusing me of making bludos to gain Susies kudos? I don't even know what it means but I can assure I don't like the sound of it one bit...come to think of it this Ezra character sounds suspicious in general...is there anyway of blocking commenters from ridiculous rants such as that? Sorry Sue you are right this journal is for bring unity and world peace...I LOVE EVERY COMMENTER WHO HAS BLESSED THIS JOURNAL WITH THEIR TIME AND WRITTINGS, ESPESCIALLY OUR LEADER SUSAN FAHEY.

Brenton Jan 9, 2006 12:29 PM

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I just want to clarify that reference to Susan as our leader was in no way a "bludos to gain kudos" it was a simple exaltation of our leader who deserves public praise and adoration for her writtings and the inspiration she is to us, mere commenters.

Brenton Jan 9, 2006 12:31 PM

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Brenton sux

Simon James Jan 9, 2006 7:36 PM

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Susan, if you just pretend that you are competent, it will fool 99.99% of the people 99.99% of the time (which is practically everyone all of the time). I hope you get that job, it sounds like a good one. PS I notice people are going a bit overboard to vy for your attention. Love XX

Mum Jan 9, 2006 7:37 PM