There's a plague running rampant throughout the world that hasn't yet scourged the American plains. This nasty pest is a yeast-extract spread that so many Australians and Kiwis refer to as Vegemite. In the UK, I believe they call it Marmite, but if you ask us, it should be labeled toxic waste and buried.
As Gen was not brave enough to actually try the stuff, Jake was volunteered by lack of a better option to fall victim to this awful spread. Figuring the best way to get the full taste sensation would be to eliminate any competeing flavors, we coupled the spread with a a tasteless rice cake. I suppose the pictures will tell the rest of the story...
A word to the wise: under NO circumstances should you attempt to try this stuff!! It tastes worse than it smells, and it smells like unhappiness!