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I can just see the headlines now...'tourist kills local with backpack....'

INDIA | Saturday, 15 December 2007 | Views [924]

So a near death experience happened,

    thankfully not to me or Sharon but almost to an unsuspecting local......


This is how it all came about........ Sharon and i were on our way to the hustle and bustle of Delhi, travelling by train. Loaded up with our luggage we arrived at the station only to find that our train was delayed by a couple of hours, nothing we could do but sit it out. We plonked our bums down on our backpacks amongst the hundreds of locals milling around also waiting and killed time. Our 'killing time' seemed to be very amusing for everyone else, this becoming apparent as a crowd around us gathered to watch us play cards, eat and watch me smoke.... Two little boys tried conversing with us but neither of us spoke the others language so we resorted to sign language, unfortunately this wasn't very effective either so in the end after a lot of shrugs and laughter we said goodbye.

Our delayed train was due soon so we hoisted our bags on and went to the designated platform, again found a suitable sitting position in wait. By this time i was struggling with a headache and so Sharon kindly rummaged through her bag in search of some tablets, that found i popped the pills, not really very exciting i know but to a local man watching he was fasinated. Why? I am not sure..... he picked up the packaging and then proceeded to call his mate on the phone, spelling out the medication letter by letter.... thank goodness i wasn't taking it for anything too personal. Sometimes there are things you want to keep to yourself! What a nosey parker!!

Sitting there and still no sign of our train i decided to go and investigate, i went to the tourist information to just double check what was happening. What i found out sent us into a flurry of activity....we had been ever so patiently sitting on the wrong platform!!!!! We pegged it up the stairs to the right one as a train was leaving,had we missed it after all of that? Sweating like a dog in a chinese restaurent we inquired again and were informed it was due shortly, phewey!

Standing and waiting the drama was to unfold before my eyes. Sharon was stood near the platforms edge backpack on, day bag positioned on the front reading her book, i was stood a little way back smoking a ciggie and watching the world go by. A young lad on a bicycle trailing a cart carrying planks of wood was slowly moving down the platform...... all of a sudden i heard a shout, as i turned around i couldn't believe what i was seeing. The bike, cart and young lad suddenly toppled over the side of the platform, his mouth making an oh shape as he hit the tracks, planks flying everywhere. Sprawled on the track he quickly sprung up as another lad hopped down, clearing everything off the tracks into the center aisle at the rate of knots. Luckily the boy wasn't hurt..... I couldn't believe it!

I turned to hear Sharon shouting at me "backpack, backpack!!!"
It seemed to be that she was stumped for words as when i asked her if she was alright, was she hurt? -  those were the only two words that she could muster. After a couple of minutes, Sharons composure regained, her power of speech restored she told me exactly what had happened. As she had been stood there, they had shouted at her to move, obviously she didn't know what they were saying and by the time she had worked it out it was too late. The cart scraped her day bag, the lad behind the cart tried to help by pushing it and the lad in the drivers seat not looking where he was going wobbled and presto there he was on the train track.

Nightmare! Sharon did try to apologise but i am not sure whether 'sorry' actually exicts in the Indian language. I certainly haven't come across it  when being bashed into by pedestrians or bikes... The train arrived about five minutes later and thank god not a minute sooner or the end of this story could have been very different indeed! Gald everyone was okay a guilt ridden Sharon and i boarded our train and headed for Delhi.

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