Went to the FIFA World Cup fan zone tonight in Porto Alegre. US lost, I actually watched the entire game. anyhow the reason I'm writing this right now is I don't want to forget my joke. As I entered the fan zone, I was handed three condoms and a packet of LubriGel. What do they think, I will live to be 100.
I thought I had successfully avoided the world cup soccer crowds and inflated prices. Unfortunately I arrived in Porto Alegre the day they were hosting a game, it cost me $50. to share a small room with four other guys. Ended up okay, celebrated with the fans from Germany.