Mutts On Bikes

Messier than a monkey's birthday.

CHILE | Friday, 9 Jan 2009 | Views [1200] | Comments [11]

Harrowing tunnel experiences, morning hill climbs, our old friend dehydration - all part of our trip from Santiago to Valparaiso Monday. Not to mention a meandering dirt bike path designed by an urban planner with an excellent sense of humor. We ... Read more >

It's just a pig. and it's not even doing anything.

CHILE | Monday, 5 Jan 2009 | Views [733] | Comments [3]

the quest for the time and technology to manage this online endeavor continues. hey, you, the one who keeps badgering us about photos -- yeah, you. maybe you get the antsys out of your pantsy. uploading photos in these parts aint exactly a walk in ... Read more >

Tuna.

ARGENTINA | Wednesday, 31 Dec 2008 | Views [579] | Comments [4]

While Argentinians seem to trust four young, dirty strangers just fine, they apparently are quite wary of oneanother - hence in each town we receive stern warnings: "be careful in the next town. People steal things. Take care of your bicycles.... Read more >

Tell Them the Bicottis sent You

ARGENTINA | Tuesday, 30 Dec 2008 | Views [578] | Comments [2]

A great and wise man of 80 has said to us "Play sports, don´t smoke". That is our motto. And we have gotten far enough to think that it should be yours too. A great many of the handsomest people god made, seemingly before he got lazy, ... Read more >

Gallery: They move in herds

ARGENTINA | Saturday, 27 Dec 2008 | Photo Gallery

Toni Braxton

ARGENTINA | Saturday, 27 Dec 2008 | Views [608]

The spanish version of Unbreak My Heart, for the record, is equally awe-inspiring. and not just if youre dehydrated at a gas station strewn with fantastical dead beetles. If you hang out on a corner for long enough in the US of A, you are loitering.... Read more >

Tags: dehydration party time

Eaten By Coyotes

ARGENTINA | Tuesday, 23 Dec 2008 | Views [568] | Comments [1]

Not dead, malled by soccer balls, eaten by coyotes. tomorrow will be the birthday of our youngest, brightest, argentinian goddess amore, Meg Mutt. we haven´t writen in a while... we haven´t writen about the trip at all. Today we sleep at the firestation ... Read more >

Tags: boobs

Dirty in the South

ARGENTINA | Friday, 19 Dec 2008 | Views [490] | Comments [7]

Today we went to a bicycle shop started by a local women thirty years ago. Today we ran with the wolves, so to speak. Today people kissed our cheek. Tonight we are very dirty.

Tags: dirt

Gallery: Classy like Tejas Hotels

LEBANON | Wednesday, 17 Dec 2008 | Photo Gallery

Mutts and FUPs in Tejas

USA | Wednesday, 17 Dec 2008 | Views [646]

So here we sit at the Days Inn in Houston. Our flight from Seattle to Houston was delayed due to crazy town weather unseen in the Houston areas since the jitter bug. So we sat, missed our flight into Buenos Aires, and plesantly received food vouchers ... Read more >

Tags: texas

All together now

USA | Sunday, 14 Dec 2008 | Views [487] | Comments [2]

We are all together in Seattle. First time together in a year for some of us, and ever for the rest. Ready for and discussing inappropriate things to say in Spanish, proper cultural etiquette as pertaining to cheek kisses, and certain death.... Read more >

Tags: obama

Gallery: Together at last

USA | Sunday, 14 Dec 2008 | Photo Gallery

What i've been doing with my time.

USA | Thursday, 11 Dec 2008 | Views [861] | Comments [1]

F--- you, Paul Bunyan.

I heard that THIS happened one time...

USA | Thursday, 11 Dec 2008 | Views [513]

As the departure date grows nearer, Cat and I become more and more bummed. We realized we are gonna have a crappy time, theres gonna be parents everywhere, and a tent full of girls farting and george michael. bah. so, in our moment of most grief, we ... Read more >

Tags: hair

Hair today gone on a bicycle tomorrow

USA | Wednesday, 10 Dec 2008 | Views [492] | Comments [2]

Like breaking up with a boyfriend, or a car accident requiring stitiches for a head injury, drastic times called, and Shelley picked up the scissors. It is going to be hot, helmets itch, and soap is as far as a days ride. So, now I'm prepared.

Tags: hair

Gallery: Before After

USA | Wednesday, 10 Dec 2008 | Photo Gallery

mechanic's entry

USA | Wednesday, 10 Dec 2008 | Views [1555] | Comments [2]

hello, this is kate mills, the Mutts On Bikes on-hand bicycle mechanic. i will start this online journaling giving no hopes or promises of consistency, comprehensivety or committal to this site throughout our travels. for those that remember the ... Read more >