Mutts On Bikes

hello, this is kate mills, the Mutts On Bikes on-hand bicycle mechanic. i will start this online journaling giving no hopes or promises of consistency, comprehensivety or committal to this site throughout our travels. for those that remember the tales of The Hero Twin's ride across the dirty south, eventually it is found more fun to have adventures than sit and write about adventures. or, in the case of the Twins, they are eaten by bears. either way, the writings cease. so this is the tales of the Mutts On Bikes; four girls, one log. gross. each lady has been loosily assigned a role by ability, although all tasks are shared... really just titles for poops and giggles. i am the Mutts' Mechanic as is my trade when home in boston. just as there is the Mutts' Nurse whose medical certification and years of Rugby playing makes he both our health aficionado and Mutt's muscle. there is also our Captain who is the Mutt's keen navigator along with her Wingman doubling as the Mutts' Chef and Sex Bait. they are responsible for the "Mutts On Bikes Guide Book" a complete and comprehensive collection of maps and literature which contains the fully routed trip, made brilliant by our Captain and Chef, along with helpful tips, phrases, and karate chop moves. now available in paperback on Amazon.com. as of now, i am in San Francisco in route to Portland to snag the Mutts' Nurse. then we shall on the 13th make way to Seattle, our fly out city, to join the rest of the crew. the 15th makes our date of departure. in preparation for the trip i have spent the last 2 weeks drinking heavily and eating massive amounts of thanksgiving leftover pie. i have also successfully avoided all bicycle riding having sent my bicycle to Seattle from Boston before my arrival to the City by the Bay. i feel centered. for more on the preparation as by the other Mutts you'll have to whine for their individual entries.

until we are eaten by bears, adios. and farts.