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Winter, get thee out of my underpants

AUSTRALIA | Friday, 20 August 2010 | Views [569]

Winter, get thee out of my underpants

For my bottom is so weary

Of being cold

Numbed by fickle wind

That creeps under my doors

Between my sheets

To steal my hard-won warmth

I suck from a hot water bottle

Wrapped in a pink pillowcase.

 

Remember what is was like

To wear a Tshirt?

No??

Remember, even, what it was like

To wear nothing at all

So hot

The air

The sun?

No.

 

Remember

Your feet?

Your toes?

That haven’t seen the daylight

In many many months?

They wiggle I am certain

In their woollen cocoon

But I cannot be sure

For they too are as numb

As my arse.

 

Winter, get thee out of my underpants

You have no business here

MAKE SOME ROOM FOR SUMMER ALREADY WILL YOU?

Tags: bottom, cold, summer, toes, underpants, winter

 

 

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