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Trip: West cunt'ry walkies in India...

There are [13] stories from my trip: West cunt'ry walkies in India...


Splashback in the ganges, locked in a lift and a mad dash to the airport!!

INDIA | Tuesday, 7 Feb 2012 | Views [824]

The train journey had begun...there was no going back now, and I knew it. I had no music/no proper food (except biscuits/crisps and some mouldy oranges!)...all I had was my book, my one salvation on this god forsaken journey!! I led down on my bunk, ... Read more >


Left to die on a motorway at 5am...oh and apparently im a celeb in mumbai?!

INDIA | Tuesday, 7 Feb 2012 | Views [569]

So I was on the bus, safe and sound breathing a sigh of relief at the thought of finally being on my way to the great unknown!!...Initially I thought I was going to sleep sound as a pound on this bus, the seats reclined and I was bloody nackered from ... Read more >


You cant beat a buffet brekkie, boys who like reggae and the start of my lonesome journey...

INDIA | Monday, 6 Feb 2012 | Views [695] | Comments [1]

So we left the ashram skipping down the street as we went to catch our train to Kochi, where we would spend the night before going to Goa!! Once we arrived in Kochi, we caught a tuk tuk and asked him to take us to a cheap hotel. The second one we ... Read more >


Photos: Palolem Palolem Palolem

INDIA | Sunday, 5 Feb 2012 | Photo Gallery


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from the beach to the asylum.....Amma the new Jesus Christ??!!...Im not so sure!

INDIA | Sunday, 5 Feb 2012 | Views [1733]

So after the others left, Vicky and I decided to stay a few more days in Varkala...Mike had another party planned at Blue Marine and we didnt want to miss it!! On the night of the party, Mike had gathered a large group of people together and we all ... Read more >


Photos: Anjuna Crimbo/New year

INDIA | Saturday, 4 Feb 2012 | Photo Gallery


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Houseboat heaven, the easy life and a free snog at sunrise?!!...

INDIA | Saturday, 28 Jan 2012 | Views [658]

So we decided to leave Goa behind us and head further South to Kerala to do something other than just sit on the beach being lazy by day and partying by night!! We got the overnight train, boshed a sleeping pill and were out for the count till morning ... Read more >


Feeling at one with nature, dolphins made me cry and naked yogis...

INDIA | Thursday, 19 Jan 2012 | Views [768]

The taxi ride to Palolem was bloody awf!! We were all nursing dodgy bellies, and Vicky eventually had to get out and be sick!! When we got there we were all desperate to dump our stuff and eat...so we found these basic little beach huts which were located ... Read more >


I'm on Indian TV at Sunburn festival, our luxury appartment and naked at new year...

INDIA | Wednesday, 18 Jan 2012 | Views [972] | Video

After a few days of recovering, Vicky and I were all set for our 3 day bender at Sunburn festival!! Luckily a load of people from our hostel were going, so we all jumped in a taxi (the fezzie was at a different beach!)...to collect our tickets and ... Read more >


Christmas in a bikini, falling out of tree houses and SNOOP DAWGG

INDIA | Saturday, 7 Jan 2012 | Views [1021]

This blog is AGAIN very overdue, but its rather hard to find the time to write out here when there is so much fun to be had!! I promised myself I'd do it though, so I will!! (although I may have to summarise, memory of an elephant!!!) So Vicky and ... Read more >


camels that chafe, another horrific bus journey and slumming it in mumbai

INDIA | Friday, 6 Jan 2012 | Views [722]

I have rather a lot to write as I havnt been on here in YONKS....simply because i've been having the time of me leeefff!!! So much has happened and so much to tell, hope i don't bore you, but I will start from where I left off... We had just arrived ... Read more >


A night in the bathroom, piss in a bag and freezing to death on a bus!!

INDIA | Thursday, 22 Dec 2011 | Views [1431]

Soo...its taken me a wile to write on here again due to the shitty internet!! literally india is stuck in the 1900s, this is the first half decent internet cafe I have found all week!! I will start my story from where i left off (which was in Agra after ... Read more >


Homeless in Paris followed by smelly delhi and rabid dogs

INDIA | Friday, 16 Dec 2011 | Views [615]

Soooo after a long wait for me flight at heathrow finally boarded the plane for fair Pari on monday night. It was all dandy until I actually got there....forgot how much I hate Paris and how rude parisians can be (sorry frenchies!!)....After receiving ... Read more >