For those of you who don't know anything about computers or WWF, no not the world wildlife fund, then that title just went over your heads. However I have just finished a laborious editing project. I have taken all the footage I shoot in Chengdu and have turned them into a masterpiece. Now don't get me wrong its no Golden Globe Award winning Avatar *cough* crap *cough*, but that is a rant for a whole other day. I still have faith in the Oscars but we will see how that works out for me in about a month. So without further ado look above you and watch this film. I think there is a little something for everybody in it. There will be a few inside jokes that only one or two people may get but I think I put at least one inside joke in for everybody that watches it, except for Casey Holycross, because the whole thing is an inside joke and he will literally be dying 30 seconds into the thing. They will need to call the paramedics to his house when he strokes out from lack of oxygen to the brain because he can't stop laughing. I tried to get this all together and on before your lunch break but I failed. I will say though that the movie is not quite what I had drawn up there was supposed to be a video blog section with me and Luke on the train. However the technology just doesn't exist right now to shoot that scene. So when that technology is developed you can expect a re-release with digitally enhanced effects and two life like computer models of Luke and I having the conversation we should of had but never actually had. Plus CGI pandas boxing a green screen inserted star wars kid. My money is on the pandas. If you are old and don't know who the star wars kid is go youtube and prepare to laugh. That is about all I have to say about the movie. It is 1 in the a.m. and I am about ready to get some sleep.
Nothing going on really since school is out just been sleeping and eating. Oh and I hired a personal assistant to do my cleaning, laundry, and errands. I will also be going to Shanghai on Sunday to see my boy Daniel Moss, who might be the only black man in China. That sounds bad, sorry, he might be the only black person in China, there gender equality is important. So I have another 20 hour train ride ahead of me, in which I will be alone and bored so prepare yourself for some sensational news, wait what who let Jeremy Irons in here, get out of here! My body has already gone into homeless person mode to conserve nutrition since I will not be consuming anything for at least 6 hours before I get on the train.
Random thoughts time:
Nikki Schwiegert ( or however you spell that last name) is preggers. I feel sorry for that kid already with Kyle as its dad.
Jamie Jewett still Not preggers. Dan don't let Jamie read this!
Justine Sutton preggers, Scott Sutton getting a third job!
I had a student tell me on QQ the other night she loved me and if I loved her to I could be her boyfriend. I know what you are thinking and that is inappropriate in the teacher student relationship. However where do you think I got my new personal assistant. I just redefined friends with benefits, in your face immoral western society.
Did I mention I got an Amazon Kindle for Christmas, that thing rocks.
If the New York Jets win the Superbowl I have lost faith in the NFL. Seriously if Mark Sanchez beats at worst one Hall of Famer and a potential Hall of Famer and at best two future shoe in Hall of Famer's I am going to barf...again. The streaks dead people let it go.
I spent some time this evening in a Chinese video game arcade. Yes to exporting Time Crisis to China. No to exporting Lady Gaga songs. Though I did hear mine and Casey's song, and also "Love Game". Try explaining that to two Chinese people.Also I kicked butt at the racing game and realized I better since I was the only person in the whole arcade that had ever actually driven a car.
I ate some spicy BBQ in Chengdu at 12:30 in the morning, because Luke told me I had to because I was in Chengdu. Yeah well I still can't feel my tongue, thanks!
Winter in China is my favorite time of the year. Where the nearest tree or clothesline becomes a convenient meat locker. Nothing like walking by half racks of pork spare ribs everyday to make you never want to eat meat again.
I need to get some guy friends. Don't get me wrong I love hanging out with the ladies, especially the single hot ladies that I usually hangout with. But the other night I spent an hour shopping for hair ties and makeup. That stuff is boring when you actually know what the girls are talking about. It is just eerie when they are looking at makeup, mumble some Chinese then look at you and smile.
Oh and Mom don't watch the last 20 seconds of the movie.
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