Monday, November 16, 2009, a date which will live in infamy - The college campus of Yun Yang Medical College was suddenly and deliberately attacked by two snowball wielding madmen. Who systematically marched throughout the school campus and pelted student after student with snowballs. They even attacked the students in the cafeteria during their lunch break. We are officially referring to it as white death from white guys (Also the title of the next Wayans Brothers movie). We are still seeking the two men responsible, both are white foreigners. Both have dark brown hair and facial hair, stand about 6' and are slightly overweight. If you have nay information regarding the whereabouts of these two perpetrators please contact me immediately.
Now I know what you are thinking, you are thinking Josh you match that description perfectly. Also aren't their only like 8 Americans in the city of Shiyan. Obviously it had to be you and probably Finn as well. Sure you might think that, but as I told my students I love all them to much to throw snowballs at them. First of all that is just mean spirited and second of all, I don't even have gloves to make the snowballs with.
Uh could you have just borrowed Luke's pair?
Well that is ridiculous I am sure if you ask Luke e will tell you that I didn't borrow his gloves. Wait he said what...that finker...I mean obviously it was my evil twin brother.
Oh obviously your supposed evil twin brother followed you to China so he could toss snowballs at unsuspecting Chinese students.
Well yeah.
Are you sure you don't want to blame it on Tyler Durden?
Well yeah it could have been him, I was pretty sure I was taking my usual midday nap at the time of the incident.
As you can tell I have an airtight alibi. So I am not worried about them pinning this crime on me, but if I had been involved this is how it would have happened. Finn and I would have decided to go around campus and throw snowballs at people because we got 3 inches of snow. According to one source it was the most snow this cit has received since the 1990's. Yes that is right 3 inches is the most in a decade. So of all the drive by snowings we did my favorite was when we pelted the guy who was breaking up with his girlfriend. We of course didn't know at the time. So we saw a dude standing in the road talking to his lady friend, with his back to us. So we decided to hit him in the back, after our snowballs connected he turned around and gave us the look. The look said: "Oh my god, are you serious can't you see that I am breaking up with my girl and it is hard enough as it is, this is like the worst day of my life and you had to make it wor..... oh wait you are Americans how fun and silly you are". The look turned into a smile in the end, his girlfriend however gave us the evil eye and it only got harder.
I was going to take some really good pictures of the snow to show you guys, but instead I decided to pelt students with snowballs (see above). So I have no pictures and all the snow melted on Tuesday. The good news is because of the snow, the school decided to go ahead and turn our heaters on. So daddy is decidedly much warmer now.
Other than that not much is going on. Just getting ready for a trip to Xi'an in a couple of weeks and we have Thanksgiving coming up as well. It is going to be kind of weird not going to my grandparents house and trying to eat all of the deviled eggs before anyone else can. I am not sure who is going to mash the potatoes since I am not there to do it, I guess my mom will have to do. Well I need to go hang up some laundry and maybe grade some papers (yeah right). See Yah!!!!!
