(from Karumba
to Ravenshoe)
Jett – Al-
bert is a twanger. Albert is a twanger.
Albert –
Grover says YOU’re a twanger.
Jett – Grover
can’t talk. He’s a toy.
Albert –
Exactly! Imagine! He’s a toy and can’t talk and the only thing he can say is
Jett is a twanger.
Jett – Albert…
T A J’s dream
of doing their own version of the infamous Pussy Cat Doll’s little ditty called
‘Don’t cha’
‘Don’t you
wish your girlfriend could cook like me?
Don’t you wish
your girlfriend washed your knickers like me?
Don’t cha?
Ohhh, Don’t cha???'
We envisage
Albert in the video dressed like a girl (again) doing all of these
things.
(Idea patented
by Albert Vila Sayos)
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Testament that
Home schooling DOES work! (29th
April 2008) For some more from Jett’s
great conversational moments, take a look here)
Jett – What
number month is it?
Tiffany –
Well, it was January (I hold up one finger, and prompt him with the next one so
he can count it for himself.)
Jett –
February, March, June
While drinking
our morning coffee, Albert and I were watching at a couple camping with three
children.
Tiffany –
Imagine having three children!
Albert – We
wouldn’t be on this trip if we had three.
Tiffany – We
wouldn’t have sex if we had three. But its not such a bad thing, cause then
there wouldn’t be a fourth.
Jett – Hey
look! It’s the lady from the train station! I’m going to say hello.
Later
Jett – Its not
her. It’s a twin.
Tiffany – ‘A
twin?’
Jett – She
didn’t recognise me, so it must be her twin.
Jett –
(groaning) Mum, can you hear my leg?
Laughter
After watching
the glorious Karumba sunset
Albert – What
if the sun came back up?
We
all laughed and looked and imagined and talked nonsense.
Albert - yeah, but what if??
More proof
that home schooling is a success (2nd March) -
Jett – Its
difficult! Its difficult!
Tiffany – Come
on. 6 plus 4 equals?
A little while
later
Jett – but it
is difficult…
Tiffany – But,
just look at it. What is 9 minus 3? Niiiyyyeeen minnnussss threeeeeeee? (hoping
stupidly that speaking slower and louder the numbers will go in his pretty
little head)
Jett – Seven!!
Marge watching
Homer walk the pig across the ceiling moment.
