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Two Posts in one day,Say it ain't so.

CHINA | Saturday, 5 September 2009 | Views [350] | Comments [2]

I am afraid it is my friends. Wait for it, wait for it, I finally have the computer in my room hooked to the internet. Cue the chorus of angels "Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah". That is why you are blessed to get two posts in one day. Some of you might be saying that it is actually not two posts in one day, but that is because you are in Eastern Standard Time, whereas I am on Beijing time. So while it may have been two days for you it was only one for me. I really got nothing else for you right now. I'm sitting here in China, in my underwear eating some fried rice and talking to a bunch of people I can't see or hear, and I'm not quite sure if you even exist. You all could very well be a hyper intelligent A.I. like Haley Joel Osmend, that has een created to comment on my travel blog so I don't feel lonely and disconnected from the rest of the world. Or there could just be no response at all. I could just be imagining things, I could be schizo and just made all this up in my head. I could really be in a padded cell right now just rambling to myslef while a nice orderly looks on shaking her head wondering where it all went wrong. Or I could be in some futuristic hyper-real computer program where robots are mind controlling, you know what that's just dumb who'd buy a story like that. probably the sam people that think Keneau Reeves is an action star, suckers. So that's all I got tonight, since my computer is still in chinese I am going to try and upload my videos but I don't think it will work.

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That does not compute.....please contact the technical department for assistance...

  craig Sep 6, 2009 11:26 AM

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i may not really exist... but the Matrix does. luv u bud! keep me laughin

  jaime Sep 10, 2009 3:15 AM

 

 

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