For the first time in the five or so days I have been here, I really have no concept of calendar time here, I got up this morning and took a hot shower. The funny part if the story is that I have always had a hot water heater, and I just assumed it was on and working, since the remote that was attached to it had its glowing lights on. Sadly I was mistaken you actually need to turn the hot water heater on to make it heat water, but of course the controller is in Chinese, so I just kept pushing buttons and it eventually worked. So I took a gloriously hot shower this morning and I loved every second of it. I may have mentioned to some of you about the enormous crickets that infest my room at night. Well last night i snapped, I saw one of the crickets murder the woman I loved. So I took a strip of red cloth and wrapped it around my head (the toboggan that was knitted for me by Mrs. Albaugh) got my bow and arrows with the explosive tips (Flyswatter) and I went cricket hunting. For a solid 7 days (7 minutes) I stalked the wilds (rooms of my apartment) and hunted down every last one of those murdering crickets and sent them back to their Maker. After a successful campaign I went to sleep secure in the knowledge that I had eradicated the enemy. HOWEVER when I awoke this morning to go to the bathroom I discovered one on the door and like a true man I screamed like a girl and ran back and hid under my blankets. I got my first taste of real Chinese food last night. I went to the noodle shop, and met Kung Fu Panda who was serving the noodles oddly enough. They were delicious. I did ask for bourbon chicken but they didn't have any, so sorry Dan. Since I am still using Finn's computer I am not able to post pics and videos yet. I will be getting my laptop on the internet by the end of this week hopefully and then I will pst all of the stuff I got for you guys. Make sure Hillard gets back in Tool World, Dan, and Kelly keep an eye on him. Slow down in my car, or I will come back to Ohio and hurt you. How many blue ballons does it take to paint a wall? Keep an eye on MacGee for mee. Eagerly awaitng comments.
