Well bugger me sideways. I don't know the How and I'm starting to be less sure about the Who, but somebody has planted a cyber-tracker in The Cloud and virtually knows my every virtual move. I'm livid.
Yet again, my last missive was posted as one of his blogs.
The owner of the Wikileeks Café assured me he had a free download of Trojan Whore installed on all his terminals. He also had a beard. I trust beards. If I can't trust a man with a beard who genuinely enjoys cooking leeks, who can I trust? Liv. Id.
I have, of course, moved towns again. Not giving anything away, but there's an enormous sculpture of a certain fruit about a click down the road. Hilarious. When this is all over, I'll send you the co-ordinates. Why is it not featured in the Qantas ads? Another mysterious path at the end of which sits a cologned knob in a high-backed swivel chair with a brain the size of a teste. So glad I got out of advertising.
But I digress.
Despite it being very annoying, my leakage in The Cloud might have a silver lining. Blort Ferttlewert (you know...Blort) has posted a comment that, as usual, seems to make no sense whatsoever to the casual Observer reader. I know, as more of a Hindustan Times girl, you will unravel its true meaning instantly. I went to the link you suggested by the way. But the apparatchiks had got there first. I enjoyed the Hulk Hogan video nonetheless.
My point being this. Whoever is leaking my blogs might, indirectly, be helping us. Then again, we all thought that about Ruddsie.
I continue to sift through the recovered blogs. Seoul didn't seem to inspire him in the same way as Bratislava or Vienna or even Malmo. Or was he aware he was being monitored? Keeping a low profile and all that? There's little mention of personal interactions and not even one reference to W.A.N.G. Which is probably a good thing.
I do, however, want you to cast your eyes over the one I shall include tomorrow. I'm sure there's some cleverly hidden code words in there. Let me know what you think, Ms Cress. I know you have a good eye. So sorry to hear about the other one. (I know a great ophthalmologist in Nairobi if you're interested.)
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