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THIRD TIMES A CHARM (8)

UNITED KINGDOM | Thursday, 31 Dec 2015 | Views [503] | Comments [5]

“ The red pill or the blue pill?” “ I remember you,” said Joshua. "You take the blue pill, the story starts again. You wake up in some hotel, some country. Believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, ... Read more >

THIRD TIMES A CHARM (7)

LUXEMBOURG | Friday, 25 Dec 2015 | Views [484] | Comments [6]

Where am I? Northern hemisphere. Where am I? Grand Duchy of Luxembourg. Where am I? 52. Where am I? By myself in a hotel. Where am I? Scattered across the smooth and hairy countries of the world. Where am I? Exactly? ... Read more >

THIRD TIME'S A CHARM 6

USA | Saturday, 13 Jun 2015 | Views [316] | Comments [3]

Since arriving in Los Angeles – mythical, dry Los Angeles - five days ago the most amazing thing has happened. I have managed to get crap on my shirt with every and I'm talking three-times-a-day Every every morsel I eat and every drop I drink.... Read more >

THIRD TIME'S A CHARM 5

UNITED KINGDOM | Wednesday, 10 Jun 2015 | Views [489] | Comments [2]

    Tock.   2.22am. Body clock not ticking to any particular time. Might be African time. Or Greek time. Or Middle Eastern time. Or it might have been hanging onto Sydney time all these years and it was simply because ... Read more >

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THIRD TIMES A CHARM (4)

SOUTH AFRICA | Wednesday, 8 Apr 2015 | Views [473] | Comments [5]

If any of you are wondering why I haven't written may I say there's a very simple reason. I've gone insane.  I thought doing this show for another (3rd) year would, on the whole, not be a huge challenge. And in some respects it isn't. I go on ... Read more >

THIRD TIMES A CHARM (3)

UNITED KINGDOM | Tuesday, 10 Mar 2015 | Views [396] | Comments [3]

Liverpool. Home of The Beatles. The Beatles Museum (yes of course there's a Beatles Museum) is literally a two minute walk from my semi-demi-luxury apartment's front door. Down in the resident's-only parking area I've noticed the numbers go from 24 to ... Read more >

THIRD TIME'S A CHARM (2)

UNITED KINGDOM | Tuesday, 3 Mar 2015 | Views [456] | Comments [3]

[Wrote this a few weeks ago....]   So. Where are we? We're in Camberwell. Denmark Hill. Brixton. South East London. That area. Specifically Coldharbour Lane. Brilliant name. Is there a novel somewhere in Henry Pordes second-hand bookshop ... Read more >

THIRD TIME'S A CHARM (1)

UNITED KINGDOM | Monday, 2 Feb 2015 | Views [528] | Comments [2]

It starts with a scream in a dream. And then it's suddenly not a dream. It's really real and it's across the road. I get up from this new bed. Open the curtains in this new room. In this new place. In this new chapter. Spanking new. I've been off the ... Read more >