We've been laughing our arses off at some of the hotel descriptions. You know, the things hotels say to entice you to stay there. Well in Vietnam they reach a whole new level and we feel compelled to share them with you.
"Welcome to GOLDEN HOTEL in Nha Trang beach city! Opened in 2005 we offer Nha Trang’s newest, coolest accommodation with great facilities, friendly service and hard-to-beat prices. Cleanliness is guaranteed 24 hours a day, not only in rooms, but in every corner of the hotel, helping guests to enjoy a relaxing, safe and comfortable atmosphere during their stay at our hotel. Furthermore, epidemic control procedures will keep our hotel free from pests like flies, mosquitoes, ants, cockroaches, and mice without affecting the environment or you."
"The three-star Phu Quy 2 hotel has been recently built and operational since the first of january 2006. It is a system of 60 rooms originally built and fitted up with a luxurious and elegant interior. Its floor is made of natural wood of refined colour appreciated by all categories of guests. All the rooms are equipped with safety - keys and modern conveniences such as the system of the air-conditioning system, the bath-tubs, the hot and fresh water, the television sets, the direct, international, long-ditance call; besides this the high- speed , free of charge internet aims at helping the guests to know the current events and the news taking place in the world."
