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Why Rabbits Were Kept Out Of China

CHINA | Saturday, 5 May 2007 | Views [1310] | Comments [3]

Half of my group on the Great Wall

Half of my group on the Great Wall

It is rumoured that during the Goreng Dynasty, Emporor Nazi Goreng witnessed a rabbit with fiery red eyes whilst on an expedition to the "Com Lou" village.  Historians have since discovered the rabbit simply suffered from mixamatosis, which was introduced by a little known village called "Guibunlow" - who wanted to reduce the rabbit population because their lettuce crops were being destroyed.  The village was nestled deep within one of the mountain valleys.  This was unknown to Goreng, and so frightened was he, that he commanded his army - and three wives, to build a great wall to keep the demon animals from possessing his people.  Hence the Great wall was errected, and according to China - it worked, as no case of demon possession has ever been recorded since it's inception.  Although Gorengs misguided fears have been debunked by western historians the Chinese believe the rabbits have been diverted to North Korea.

I climbed the great wall of china today which was great, but I also saw the Temple of Heaven yesterday which was even better.  Unfortunately only a few hours before I got lost in the Forbidden City and I was seperated from the tour group.  It worked out well though because I was with some one at the time so we just did it at our own pace.  Actually WE weren't lost, it was just that our tour group lost us.  Tomorrow is the last day of the tour which is sad, but I'm happy because I'm moving on to my next adventure as well.

I will be able to improve this site once I hit londlon

Cheers

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1

I quote a very funny show "How come evewy time a chinese person want to buiwd a waw, fucking mongowians want to knock it down."
Ah Southpark, with such accurate acounts of historical history and culture mixed with classy comedy, how could anyone fail a history test.

  Ezza May 9, 2007 9:16 AM

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I'm still trying to recover from China, and my jetlag, but this is sure good for a laugh...

nothing about your group dynamic discussions....lol

  Bonnie May 14, 2007 7:51 AM

3

Largie why did you fail to mention Benny Cha was on your Great Wall tour?

  Heath Dalla-Costa May 28, 2007 1:58 AM

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