1. Make sure you have snacks in your pack because you'll be waiting for few hours
2. Don't look for your tour guide, he will be hiding to stay away from your complaints
3. At first your hopeful, then you realise you might not get a ride. So give up.
4. Have a drink with the boys, they never take anything seriously.
5. Just because you're a foreigner, doesn't increase your chance of a ride
6. Never stand in the middle of the road.
7. Never hang out with the girls, they're all crying in desperation
8. Just imagine your Bear Grylls
9. Don't cover your face when cars past by, they'll think you're a rebel from the bush
10. Trucks are your best bet, commercial buses won't let your dirt covered self in
11. When your in the truck, hold your bladder!! urinate at your own risk
12. If you sleep in the back of a truck, make sure your friends did not have mj otherwise no one will wake you up
13. When you arrive at your hostel, kill your tour guide!
