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LONDON CALLING 7

UNITED KINGDOM | Sunday, 14 August 2011 | Views [756] | Comments [12]

	There's got to be a morning after	
If we can hold on through the night...

We're all a bit tired. Although 'tired' isn't exactly the right word. Simone said it was a bit like “tears at the end of a party”. I think some boffin will eventually called it Post-Riot Syndrome. The rest of us will call it Glad I Didn't Get Killed By A Teenager Can I Relax Now?

Weird times indeed, my friends. I've been here for the bombs, now the riots, and, a few week ago, Luke's personal request of 3 hours of karaoke as part of his stag do. They were all scary, but the riots were by far the scariest. We stood around the tele while society crumbled around our feet, around our tube stations, and before our very eyes. I didn't really get worried until they started burning things. Fire will always be a primal signpost. Warmth and safety. Or destruction and disorder. And we were not feeling warm or safe.

	We have a chance to find the sunshine
Let's keep on looking for the light..

I'm back in the West End by the way. Not acting. Dressing. Backstage on a musical called 'Betty Blue Eyes'. I quite like it. As shirts were ironed and socks sorted for the show ahead, Flower (wardrobe boss lady) had the desktop tuned into the BBC. Now I never read the papers or watch the news, so anything that gets through to me is always substantial. The fact that Flower had tuned into the news instead of running DVD episodes of 'True Blood' did make me think, “Hmm...helicopter shots of people running through the streets of Peckham and not Grant Bowler turning into a werewolf...something is afoot...”. But, you know, it was afternoon. It was a nice day weather-wise. It was, goddammit, Monday. Why would people be running through the streets of Peckham on a balmy London evening? On a Monday? Is there a sale on? Turned out there was. Nick one, get one free. And then another. And another. Don't forget to tweet your mates! Everything must go! Including law and order! Fuck da police!! Anarchy in the UK!!!

Seriously, Flower, am I going to die because of Twitter?

	Oh, can't you see the morning after?
It's waiting right outside the storm..

This shit had been happening for two days already but I'd missed it. A lot of people had missed it. We're used to sirens and a bit of argy-bargy. It's a big city. Stuff happens. Bombs go off. A few angry people kicking in the window of a Footlocker in Brixton on a weekend can be mistaken for a fun-run. When they're still kicking and running and shouting on Monday, and when the fun slash violence seems to be spreading to random boroughs, and suddenly what-the-fuck they're in Clapham? (read City Road, Newtown, or Brunswick St, Fitzroy) …well, now we've put down the socks, the sewing machine has stopped its soft jack-hammering and the computer screen has become a magnet for the curious and increasingly perturbed. “This isn't right.” I remember someone saying that. And it wasn't. People start texting partners and family and flatmates and taxi companies because they don't want to have to walk through that at 11pm after the show. I text two mates asking for a couch for the night just in case. My train goes to East Croyden and oh-look Croyden's now on fire. Not a wheelie bin or a car, a whole chunky block of shops and houses. This Is Serious Mum.

And yet, even in the face of city-wide adversity, I pass Ian flouncing down the corridor calling out: “Well! There's not going to be any houmus in Peckham tomorrow!” We all laughed and secretly hoped we had enough milk in.

	Why don't we cross the bridge together
And find a place that's safe and warm

The show, of course, went on. Songs were sung and dances were danced and everyone kept texting but the story was told. It's set in 'Austerity' Britain after WW2. “Fair Shares For All” is the opening number and out in the streets everyone seemed to have taken it a little too literally.

Back on the TV at half-time, the incredibly smart journos on the streets kept crying “There aren't enough police! There's too many riots! There simply aren't enough police!” Yes, Bryce, that's it. Tell the kids at home whose moral compass was lost with the remote that there aren't enough police. Brilliant. Then the next day, the deputy commissioner gets his head on the box and says, “Yes Judith, we're sucking every copper out of every major city in England to get 16,000 of them in London tonight.” Somehow the kids in Manchester and Birmingham only heard him repeat the words 'golden opportunity' over and over. No prizes for guessing who went and got themselves a bunch of free prizes that night. Fucking hell...

You've seen the reports yourselves. You probably understand it's all over including the shouting. Well...there's still the court cases but thankfully the politician's heavy-handed knee-jerk reactions are well under way. There's talk of evicting the convicted from their council estate housing. And their families. How incredibly wise. Let's ignore the underlying social problems and create street tribes of people without a debit card or fear. Bryce and Judith can spread the good news that London's about to turn into a John Carpenter film starring Kurt Russell and an eye-patch. “'Escape From New Bond Street'! In cinemas now! The ones that aren't burning!”

	It's not too late, we should be giving
Only with love can we climb...

Hmm...might take a little more than just love...

It's not too late, not while we're living
Let's put our hands out in time.

Time to wrap up.

So yeh. We're all...I dunno...tired. It's Sunday. Yesterday many of the cast and crew were letting their heads loll. Leaning and slumping. More than the usual end-of-week weariness. It was fatigue. We didn't really feel safe until Thursday, so we've all been tense for days. And I mean tense. Taut. Quietly singing the theme tune from the original 'The Poseidon Adventure' to ourselves: There's Got To Be A Morning After. And this was a skirmish compared to what many people are going through. My empathy levels for people in war zones have had a boost, let me tell you.


There's got to be a morning after
We're moving closer to the shore
I know we'll be there by tomorrow
And we'll escape the darkness
We won't be searching anymore.

Not for houmus anyway.

Comments

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My Dear Dear Friend

So beautifully summed up. I think it was a scary time for all when something like this happens in England and we realise that it is not restricted to war torn countries. I am thankful that all my friends over there are safe. Thank you for sharing your firsthand account. You know the riots must be bad if they rank higher than Karaoke on the scary scale.

Much Love & Stay Safe

  DA Aug 15, 2011 12:50 PM

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Did u hear - at The Ledbury all the diners were forced to hand over their wallets & then locked in the wine cellar. I was there for lunch a few weekends ago. Scary time. Love your blog as always. Look forward to seeing you, honey. Back next week for a few days xx

  becca Aug 16, 2011 6:33 AM

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As I've said for years pet, when a girl from Gosford is the classiest person on your street, your in trouble.

Love all dressage news.
Jx

  Lady jmo Aug 18, 2011 3:23 AM

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so glad you're safe mate. Very scary stuff. Blog excellent as usual. Big hugs xxx

  Lianne Aug 18, 2011 7:41 AM

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Beckles! Personally I feel that anything that takes you away from Grant Bowler in Werewolf guise is almost worth the fuss. Over here in OZ I was conducting a playwriting class. We spent the whole 3 hourse discussing the Riots. And of course my students - Gen Y know nothings (bless their cotton socks) had never heard of the Clash's seminal and ridiculously prescient album 'London Calling'. I played on accoustic guitar the songs London Calling and 'Guns Of Brixton' for them. They were shocked to learn it was recorded in 1979. I would add to that mix a song by Paul Weller and the Jam :'That's Entertainment'. About bored English youths getting their kicks rioting on the streets. Sigh. Twas ever thus. Hope you are well and safe. I am going to Kenya and Eritrea in Africa soonish to research a film I am writing about a kidnapping in Somalia. I am sure the issues over there will put events like the London riots in true perspective!
Reg

  Reg Cribb Aug 18, 2011 8:03 AM

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Another Beckles Bectacular! Reg,thanks for your comments. 'Nuff said innit?

  Debra Low Aug 18, 2011 5:51 PM

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Except that I rather like the spelling of your blog. Reminds me of a night, ....gosh it just escapes me now.......oh yes..that involved karaoke too...x

  Debra Low Aug 18, 2011 5:57 PM

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Hey there old friend...glad you are safe and sound and still writing like you should earn a massive income from it! Just want to let you know....that your favourite verandah in the eastern suburbs of Sydney Australia has been decommissioned.Can we please stay on your couch for a bit.?.got a bit of stuff..bout 12 years worth and about 10 years previous to that 12 years worth of STUFF...noteably... Shane, Raj,Ross ,Chris , Libby, Andy and your stuff... all that crusty shit that everyone left behind...baggage,emotions,empty bottles and empty baggies...and wall graffiti...just wondering if you wanna come over and say goodbye to an era... ...era ending before the 31st October 2011.....verandah party....riots in Woollahra...love xxxx

  Kelly Butler Aug 18, 2011 10:30 PM

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SO was our world turned upside down or did it just make it a more uncomfortable to go down to the local. I miss you Mikey so take care. Give me a thought every now and then and no doubt we will drink and be merry despite or because of the chaos soon.
Cheers mon grouse ami x

  mikey Aug 20, 2011 7:08 PM

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I just keep imagining you checking Albert Finney's inside leg. Which is inappropriate in so many ways I have to go to the hospital. So glad you escaped relatively unscathed. b ox

  bryant gumbel Aug 22, 2011 12:09 PM

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I shared this one around, Mik. A great mistreatise on the riots. If you can't make Woollhara late October I plan to impersonate you and crash. Let us know, would you, because if you're coming I'll have to impersonate Jeremy Sims or something. Or maybe Reg, seeing as he's going o/s.

Seriously, though, a whimsical tone on the social explosion somehow makes it cut deeper than the sober journos. The Aussies were no better at reporting on it. The ABC was so bas at times I laughed, but not in a way that made anything cut deeper.

x

  berynn Aug 23, 2011 12:20 AM

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Dear Mikilos,

You are indeed lucky to have such an incredible experience, which you have penned in such a fashion as to satisfy both my neo-cortex and my limbic brains.

We live, we die, we live again.

Dynamic Eternity.

  Zoink Labata Sep 8, 2011 4:01 PM

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