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You Can't Ride Around With A Tiger On Your Bike One man-cub, one motorbike. And a tiger-striped poncho, just in case.

Trip: ENGLAND

There are [29] stories from my trip: ENGLAND


Ex-mas & NYE & NY & The Rest.

UNITED KINGDOM | Thursday, 19 Jan 2012 | Views [482]

"Two jugs of Sex On The Beach, please" "How many glasses ye need?" "Mm? Oh nono, no glasses. I'll just grab two straws" "........." Christmas was nice. Spent the season in Englands world-famous London, ... Read more >


Photos: New Year, New Country

UNITED KINGDOM | Tuesday, 10 Jan 2012 | Photo Gallery

The Last I'll See Of England
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Photos: So This Is Christmas

UNITED KINGDOM | Tuesday, 27 Dec 2011 | Photo Gallery


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I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself

UNITED KINGDOM | Wednesday, 21 Dec 2011 | Views [1816]

My London Itinerary: --------------------------------------------------------------------- 08:00  -  Wake up. 09:20  -  Get out of bed. 09:30  -  Eat a wholesome breakfast of assorted cheeses and condiments. 10:00  -  Have a poo and a shower. ... Read more >


Photos: Life Without The Ural

UNITED KINGDOM | Wednesday, 21 Dec 2011 | Photo Gallery

Wasting the present while I decide my future
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Photos: The Things I Do For Money

UNITED KINGDOM | Tuesday, 20 Dec 2011 | Photo Gallery

The death of a dream, and the time in between
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Photos: Halloween in Banbury

UNITED KINGDOM | Tuesday, 20 Dec 2011 | Photo Gallery

Facepaint, minesweeping, scaring old ladies at the supermarket
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Photos: Animalia

UNITED KINGDOM | Tuesday, 20 Dec 2011 | Photo Gallery

My visit to a patting zoo
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You Can't Ride Around With No Money For Your Bike

UNITED KINGDOM | Tuesday, 15 Nov 2011 | Views [1853] | Comments [2]

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination" ~ Oscar Wilde In a way, I'm glad I blew my travel budget and cannot afford to keep the Ural. It granted me the opportunity to experience working in England, it forced ... Read more >


Photos: Back To England & Employment

UNITED KINGDOM | Wednesday, 2 Nov 2011 | Photo Gallery

No Money = No Adventure = No Inspiration
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Photos: The Lake District

UNITED KINGDOM | Wednesday, 2 Nov 2011 | Photo Gallery

Halfway To Haggis
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Get A Job! You F*cking Leech On Society!

UNITED KINGDOM | Wednesday, 26 Oct 2011 | Views [727]

I arrived back in Middleton Cheney around ten o' clock at night, after riding nonstop from York. It was cold, I was tired and sore from being in the saddle most of the day, and I just wanted to nap. I was fortunate in that I'd become good friends with ... Read more >


My Return To England And A Life Of Poverty

UNITED KINGDOM | Tuesday, 25 Oct 2011 | Views [1474]

(Oh boy, I'm almost two months behind with my journal entries, my memories have faded with time, too many late nights and ummm alcohol consumption, but luckily I've kept up regular FaceBook rants. Digging all the way back to a certain post on the 22nd ... Read more >


Sheeps & Shit

UNITED KINGDOM | Friday, 14 Oct 2011 | Views [777]

"It is better to have a lion at the head of an army of sheep, than a sheep at the head of an army of lions" ~ Daniel DeFoe. I'm reading his most well known book at present, Robinson Crusoe. It's about some idiot who ends up stranded in a strange ... Read more >


The Lake District 9

UNITED KINGDOM | Thursday, 13 Oct 2011 | Views [970]

"Hello little guy! It's the sweetie man coming!" ~ Wikus Van De Merwe, from District 9 Gosh it feels ace hitting the road again. No smartass, I didn't fall over. Heading up North-west-ish to the Lake District in Northern England, a journey ... Read more >


North by Northwest

UNITED KINGDOM | Wednesday, 12 Oct 2011 | Views [426] | Comments [1]

"No. No, Mother, I have not been drinking. No. No. These two men, they poured a whole bottle of bourbon into me. No, they didn't give me a chaser." Cary Grant, North by Northwest I don't know whether it's the copious amounts of alcohol I've ... Read more >


Photos: Gear-Up For Scotland!

UNITED KINGDOM | Saturday, 1 Oct 2011 | Photo Gallery

The weeks prior to first proper road-trip up north
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Training Wheels

UNITED KINGDOM | Wednesday, 28 Sep 2011 | Views [725] | Comments [1]

"Ride safe Will! And remember, stay off the M25!" ~ Luke May, giving me some very good advice just before I leave Middleton Cheney for Tidworth. Advice which I ignored. The M25 is a motorway that circles all of London. Motorways in England ... Read more >


The Bike!

UNITED KINGDOM | Saturday, 24 Sep 2011 | Views [2373] | Comments [2]

"I've got a fox on a motorcycle with a littler fox and, uh... what looks to be an o-possum in the sidecar riding north on farm lane 7. Does that sound like anything to anybody?" ~ From 'Fantastic Mr Fox' Well, it finally happened. Inevitable.... Read more >


Photos: The Motorcycle

UNITED KINGDOM | Friday, 23 Sep 2011 | Photo Gallery

URAL Tourist Gear-Up
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Photos: English Countryside

UNITED KINGDOM | Thursday, 22 Sep 2011 | Photo Gallery

The errmm... English countryside. Hedges and such.
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The Bike?

UNITED KINGDOM | Tuesday, 20 Sep 2011 | Views [917]

Sonofabitch! Y'know how you have a great idea for something, and it's so fantastic that you think to yerself 'How could I possibly forget this, it's so great!' and so you don't write it down, then you end up forgetting what the idea was, only that ... Read more >


Moving To The Country

UNITED KINGDOM | Saturday, 17 Sep 2011 | Views [358]

Gonna eat me a lotta peaches. Or so the song goes. No peaches here, no ninjas either. Mini apples. Maybe because they're not ripe yet. I et 'em anyways, they were delicious, everything tastes better when it's pinched from an orchard at one in the morning.... Read more >


I Heart London

UNITED KINGDOM | Friday, 16 Sep 2011 | Views [399]

I'm back, did you miss me? Ahhh London, how much for your strongest hangover? Yes please, I'll take three. I feel so very at home here. It's a dangerous thing for someone who set out in search of adventure. But I have to stay somewhere, the thing holding ... Read more >


Photos: London

UNITED KINGDOM | Friday, 16 Sep 2011 | Photo Gallery

City of Cathedrals
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Photos: AUSTRALIA to UK, then a bit of UK

UNITED KINGDOM | Wednesday, 14 Sep 2011 | Photo Gallery

My First Week in England
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Huge Fuck-off Stones

UNITED KINGDOM | Monday, 12 Sep 2011 | Views [638]

Took the overland train then a bus to Andover, Hampshire. Or something starting with H. Who names these places, I know not. But a huge thank you to the lad (had to be a guy) who named the last Tube stop on the Piccadilly line. Cockfosters, yeah! Hahaha ... Read more >


Time Is Money & London Life Takes Time

UNITED KINGDOM | Saturday, 10 Sep 2011 | Views [574]

Welcome indeed. My days here consist of 8am wakeups, half-hour showers, toast and marmalade and hot chocolate and cig for brektus, followed by two hours in the internets room typing this blog. Too busy posting the past on the net to live in the future.... Read more >


London, England. Innit!

UNITED KINGDOM | Thursday, 8 Sep 2011 | Views [400] | Comments [1]

I made it! The plane landed and I didn't die, haHA! I won that bet... against mySELF!!!!!! .... .... Yeah, sorry. I've been in this internets type type room for hours, it's hot and muggy and um English. Sitting in the Judges chair of the courtroom-... Read more >