UNITED KINGDOM | Wednesday, 2 November 2011 | Views [637]
I found a little house with a window but no roof, so I peered out the window and pretended I was a homeowner. Then I pretended I rented the place out to a lovely couple from North Melbourne, and they gave me lots of money so I could eat BLOODY HELL I'M HUNGRY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! I want lasagne, or maybe a kebab. No, pizza, lots of pizza. A Chinesian buffay.