1 Toilet seats are a priviledge not a right
2 They occasionally have locks on them
3 You put your used toilet paper in a little basket beside the toilet mmm
4 They often have a yummy cinnamon smell, bit of a worry sitting on the toilet enjoying the smell.....don´t think its okay but can´t help it
5 There may or may not be a woman sitting in there (eating her lunch) taking money in exchange for toilet paper
6 If there´s no 'flush' button, just put your hand into the cistern until you find something to pull
7 Even in flash restaurants there will be no lock and no toilet paper
8 There are no public toilets ANYWHERE
Good Times