On the road to Ben Tre in Vietnam, my motorbike driver failed to slow down for a dog sitting in the road which we subsequently hit.....hard. Swerving violently left and right, it was a miracle we stayed on the bike. The dog buckled under the wheels and was carried some distance with us under the wheels. It barely survived. Anyone who has experienced a journey on the back of a moto in Asia will appreciate the often precarious situations one encounters.
This song was inspired by such experiences and must be sung to Britney Spears, "You drive me CRAZY"
My safety.......... is so up to you
You drive that moto, but the brake pads are screwed
Taking............... the long way around
You speak some English, but you don't make a sound
Every traffic crime you do......
My heart is jumping
Cos the helmets on you!
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You drive me crazy
Swerving like a fool
You hit small children on their way to school
Whoooooooah CRAZY
Still I hold on tight
The hostel or the hospital
for me tonight?
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Tell me............you only drink juice
Not just some psycho who's tanked up on booze
Poor dog, just sat on the ground
storming towards it, you refused to slow down
Every time your throttle moves
I get so nervous that my bowels become loose
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You drive me crazy
When you rip me off
Inhaling carbon makes me start to cough
Whooooooooooooooooooooooooah CRAZY
My life is flashing by
Get me off this bike because I'm going to die
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.........................OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP!
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