Phew, ok that’s enough Melbourne
speak, we left with a quick visit to St Kilda- hotspot for the arts and
bohemian culture and what not- or just crazy town to you and I. At one point
while taking a peek at all the mental graffiti in an alleyway, a delirious old
bag lady started squealing at us that in no uncertain terms were we allowed to
pee in the alleyway- “you can’t piss down there! Oi you! I say you can’t piss
in that alleyway” – it was like 2 in the afternoon. Brilliant.
