PATONG BEACH
Where do i even begin to describe Patong? Its the main
tourist beach where EVERYONE MUST VISIT whilst in Phuket. It’s very touristy,
with guesthouses and hotels lining all of the back streets and clubs and bars
lining the main street. Trust me, here you MUST have your radars on, as it’s so
hard to tell whether a lady is a lady-boy or just a very good looking chick!
Some of them go the whole hog and get there P**** removed and get breast implants.
These girls are hot! Guys be warned!
Anyway we found a cool and cheap guesthouse to stay in just
behind the main streets, and dumped all of our bags. Patong thrives on
nightlife. Every one is there for partying in the night and relaxing on the beach
in the day.
The beach isn’t that spectacular, but it’s the atmosphere
that makes it fun. Every five seconds someone will come up and offer something
or another. “Madam want massage? Madam
want cocktail? Madam would like cold water? Madam would like pineapple?” and so
forth. It’s sort of heard to relax, but it’s really quite fun to have
everything brought to you.
We went to a lady boy Dance Show, see the pics for a further
description. Some of them a really gorgeous, and others a just plain ugly! Keep
in mind whilst you look at the photos that everyone (Except for me and mum) are
men! How scary is that. Anyway, I met this nice boy name Ton, who i hung out
with for a long time every night. He took me to the “discoteque” which wasn’t
too bad except no one was dancing. I was so devastated when i had to leave him.
What a sweet heart. Anyway, one thing that DOES stand out is the smell of the
underground sewerage that wafts up onto the streets. Now we understand why
people wear cotton masks to cover the stench. Ughh.
