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Operation: European Husband A new last name and a European passport. I gots GOALS I tell ya...

the obese child dies at 53, and thus the pension crisis ceases to exist.

UNITED KINGDOM | Tuesday, 30 Jan 2007 | Views [1423]

And so, what turned out to be a 3 day weekend in London came to a reasonably uneventful close. I spent the day wandering the city on my own, keeping a very diligent eye on my tube map and the myriad clocks around the city to ensure no repeat performances ... Read more >

Tags: Sightseeing

Ventie McPoopants

UNITED KINGDOM | Monday, 29 Jan 2007 | Views [594]

Crossing items off my list of not-so-exciting-but-nonetheless-quite-normal-and-not-really-life-threatening-just-a-bit-of-an-inconvenience life experiences with an efficiency that borders on german, i have now taken care of 'missing a flight when i have ... Read more >

Tags: I should have known better!

let it SNOW!!!

GERMANY | Saturday, 27 Jan 2007 | Views [1022] | Comments [2]

Hey All :-) I got a hilarious and endearing email from my friend Scott today, which said (and I'm sure he won't mind me quoting him) words to the effect of - 'now look here, i did not save your blog site to my favourites only to have its desolate blankness ... Read more >

Tags: Adventures

perhaps I should be more clear

GERMANY | Wednesday, 24 Jan 2007 | Views [944]

When I had fantasies of german men stroking me in darkened rooms, tying me up, pushing me into small spaces, MRIs and X-Rays were not what i had in mind. i need to watch what i'm putting out there... So the back saga continues. It's now little more ... Read more >

Tags: Doctors, hospitals & health


GERMANY | Wednesday, 24 Jan 2007 | Views [2829] | Comments [5]

When I said I wanted to fully experience life in Germany, I meant it. Everything - including such titillating life situations as minor sinus infections and major back disruption as a result of falling down stairs. The former was taken care of nice and ... Read more >

Tags: Doctors, hospitals & health

All quiet on the German front

GERMANY | Friday, 5 Jan 2007 | Views [848] | Comments [4]

oh shoot - did i just make a war-related crack? you know what they say, ´don´tmentionthewardon´tmentionthewardon´tmentionthewar´... meanwhile i have a lecturer here who, no word of a lie, does the heel clicking salute thing because he thinks it´s funny.... Read more >

Tags: Relaxation

Gallery: Frankfurt Palmengarten

GERMANY | Tuesday, 2 Jan 2007 | Photo Gallery

botanical gardens
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Gallery: Frankfurt general

GERMANY | Tuesday, 2 Jan 2007 | Photo Gallery

shops etc
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Gallery: Dom Roemer

GERMANY | Tuesday, 2 Jan 2007 | Photo Gallery

old churches etc
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Frankfurt am Main

GERMANY | Monday, 1 Jan 2007 | Views [875] | Comments [1]

I arrived in Frankfurt at 9am craving beer. This concerned me only briefly, until I realised that: a) it was 6pm on a Saturday in Australia, so my travel-lagged body, bless it, was running on Aussie-time and thought it was beer o´clock and b) you ... Read more >

Tags: Sightseeing

sleep and sunshine

MALAYSIA | Friday, 29 Dec 2006 | Views [670]

ok, first things first, tell me what makes me more of a wanker: the fact that i feel self-conscious not wearing a headscarf here, because it's clearly the done thing and they do it because it's REALLY important to them and by not doing it i am, effectively, ... Read more >

Tags: On the Road

Gallery: Allson Klana Resort, KL

MALAYSIA | Friday, 29 Dec 2006 | Photo Gallery

sleep and sunshine
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AUSTRALIA | Thursday, 28 Dec 2006 | Views [407]

These will be my movements for the next few weeks - This is for you Marc, Basti, Evi, Jennifer, Evie, Pam, Mel and others who may be around to catch up with, and also for those who are praying, lighting candles (thanks nanna), or otherwise sending positive ... Read more >

Tags: The Planning Phase

t minus

AUSTRALIA | Saturday, 23 Dec 2006 | Views [806] | Comments [4]

One last saturday in Brisbane before i go! I leave on Thursday and I'm on the coast from Sunday evening to Tuesday morning. Anyone who wants one last hug/bottom-pinch/hair-pull can contact me and we'll work something out. ENORMOUS heartfelt warm fuzzy ... Read more >

Tags: The Planning Phase

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