We recently had pleasure of having a painful overnight stop in Patna, a grimy northern Indian rail hub. We arrived late, got mobbed at the station, were almost run over on the street, attacked by a pack of wild dogs and then were repeatedly told that every hotel was full. It was horrible.
However it has inspired us to vent our spleen in poetic form
There is a town called Patna,
Where savage dogs try to bite ya.
The roads are full of dust,
A hotel reservation is a must.
The only thing on TV is William Shatner.
Wild dogs bark
Choking in Patna
Hotel staff hate us
P overty
A ggresive dogs
T urned away
N o compassion!
A ngst
(sung to the tune of "Hey Mickey")
Oh Patna you're so crap,
You're so crap you made me snap,
Oh Patna ... Oh Patna
Oh Patna what a pity you dont understand,
I arrive at midnight with no booking and you cover me in sand.
Oh Patna you're so rude can't you understand,
It's towns like you Patna,
What you do Patna, do Patna,
Don't break my bowels Patna.
Oh Patna (clap clap clap)
(Repeat chorus indefinitely)