Okay, fine. Since you demanding people want another post, but since it is later here and neither Alex or I feel like writing a lot, I will provide you the one "French" interaction Alex and I have mastered:
Alex and Andrew walk into the Patisserie (bakery).
"Un baguette, sil vous plais?"
"??? ?? ???... un?"
"Oui."
"????? ??? ?? ? ????? ? ???. ??? ?? ??????? ? ?."
The woman hits a button and ".85" appears on the register. Andrew and Alex hand the woman a Euro.
"Merci."
The woman hands them 15 cents and a baguette.
"Merci."
"Merci, Au rervoir."
"Au rervoir."
Alex and Andrew eat baguette as they walk to train station.
The end.