yu-en-me ´a man who leaves home to mend himself and others is a philosopher, .. he who goes from country to country guided by blind impulses of curiosity is .. a vagabond.´ - oliver goldsmith

so to put it into context for those i haven´t seen for
a while: i´m now in south america. i´m on a quest to
find gael garcia bernal. yes, i realise he´s from
mexico. no, that doesn´t prevent me from touring
south america for a year.

I WAS WONDERING...
do chinese/japanese/etc airlines serve their meals
with chopsticks or knives and forks? if anyone
knows, please email me, it´s a question that´s been
haunting me for, oh, 57 hours now..

DID YOU KNOW...
- ..in some places here, you´re not meant to flush
toilet paper down the toilet? so they have a bucket
where you put your paper once you´ve used it, and
just flush the pee. at least, that´s what the female
toilets are so far. i´m wondering what they do with
doo-dooed paper.
- ..the difference between an angry driver and an
ogling one is the length of his beep when he pushes
the car horn? angry driver: one long blast.
horny/´appreciative´ driver: short toots (1, 2, or
3. i´d worry about his private life if it went beyond 3
toots.)

i´ve decided i´m going to call myself Juana when
someone asks my name, after someone thought yuen was
spelt juben. don´t ask. just call me juana.

hope u´re all behaving,