UNITED KINGDOM | Wednesday, 2 November 2011 | Views [991]
The tomb of 'Bloody' George Mackenzie, whose poltergeist is said to cause bruising, cuts and bites to those who come into contact with it. It was freed by a homeless man who broke into the vault to shelter from the rain. The ground inside gave way and he collapsed through into the tomb, unleashing the ghost of Mr Mac. The ghost made the homeless dude shit his potato sack. Later on, a schoolboy, hiding in the valt to escape from a fatal beating administered by his headmaster, lost his mind on being confronted by the ghost. It has since ignored demands for its return. A warrant is out for its arrest.
