UNITED KINGDOM | Wednesday, 2 November 2011 | Views [363]
Edinburgh Castle. They have a thing called the 1 o'clock gun. At 1 o'clock, they fire a gun. It goes 'bang!' It's how you can tell the locals from the tourists, all the locals look at their watches to make sure the time is correct, tourists shit themselves. Perhaps really really old or young locals shit themselves too.
