UNITED KINGDOM | Friday, 9 September 2011 | Views [435]
The Arc de Triumph. Replica. Because that prat Napoleon got too cocky and built his own in Paris, then he lost the war, silly twot, so mister ummm... whatever, mister Duke of Wellington built one after kicking Bonapartes teef in and giving him sypphilus, probably, and put a huge fuck-off statue of him and his pony on it. The Queen, who lived down the road, got sick of looking at his wrought-iron horse arse every time she looked out her bedroom window, so when the bastard died she tore the statue down and put one up of some errr angel of peace I think. Mmmm, history is fun.
