The misadventures of Twinkle Amazon 'Those dumb blonde jokes dont offend me, I know i'm not dumb and i also know i'm not Blonde'

ok well im currently sat at my desk, bored out of my tiny mind..this time next week I will be America waiting for my flight down to mexico to shake my maracas...Dont have much planned before my imminent departure, I suppose packing and deciding what im actually going to do when i get there would be a start..oh my god im bored bored bored..seriously how can i be expected to work in these conditions, literal cruelty to humans and im stuffing my face with any food item that comes in reaching distance, im lulling myself into the false sense of security that I'll be living off air and water for the next few months so I've convinced myself that 'bulking up' now is actually extremely wise..such a good idea now, probably wont seem so great when I get mistaken for a whale in my wetsuit..