The misadventures of Twinkle Amazon

A crane may be in order..

suez — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:30:00 GMT

Cant believe I'm going in four days!

To be fair, it can't come quick enough, at this rate my ever increasing lard to muscle ratio may prove the take-off impossible..At the very least I may require a three seat combo to accomodate my growing folds..

The festive season is a wonderful time in the office, with delightful food stuffs appearing daily in the kitchen and i'm making full use of their services. I have mostly spent the day hoovering up Quality streets from a family sized tin, inhaling them into my gob like a Manatee.

What makes this time of year extra special is that these food items are usually free or provided by someone else as a goodwill gesture, thus ticking the box of my two favourite pastimes- eating and being a scrooge a la mcDuck ( again, how apt for this time of year...) add to that my state of hangover courtesy of the Smice girls and all is not exactly conduisive to weight loss.. bring on the dysentry..

178 hours and counting...

suez — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:32:00 GMT

ok well im currently sat at my desk, bored out of my tiny mind..this time next week I will be America waiting for my flight down to mexico to shake my maracas...Dont have much planned before my imminent departure, I suppose packing and deciding what im actually going to do when i get there would be a start..oh my god im bored bored bored..seriously how can i be expected to work in these conditions, literal cruelty to humans and im stuffing my face with any food item that comes in reaching distance, im lulling myself into the false sense of security that I'll be living off air and water for the next few months so I've convinced myself that 'bulking up' now is actually extremely wise..such a good idea now, probably wont seem so great when I get mistaken for a whale in my wetsuit..

Gallery: Random travel pics

suez — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:37:00 GMT

travels since 2001