Tonight I only had 2 vodkas, but felt totally spaced out.
I watched a drag queen sing phantom in Spanish, playing both the main parts.
I spoke to some locals "me lamo, Rob"..... "I lick myself, rob" instead of "me llamo Rob"...... my name is Rob".
Jesus asked me why England wanted Las Malivinas, whilst I was composing a reply, he asked; "Why do we (the English) want a barren rock thosands of miles from home?" He then answered his own question "O, it must be because England is a tiny island that needed more space and that Argentina was hugh and had plenty of space?"
I think he has a point, but is he a size queen?
