Postcards from distant shores

Dear World Nomads,
THANK YOU for the totally bitchin’ long sleeve T-Shirt!!! It’s REALLY cool!!! Made it back safely from Thailand a few days ago. It’s freezing here. I can’t smoke in the house anymore (my roommate’s trying to quit. She told me to smoke outside). And when I poop I have to use toilet paper. You think one of you guys could drive me to the airport. Any flight will do. Hmm. Hey. Thanks again!!! You all rock!!!
All Best,
Scott