Postcards from distant shores

Dear World Nomads,
So like 30 years ago, some asshole tourist (I aint naming an nationalities) brought his dog with him to Koh Tao. Then, for shits and giggles, let it mate with tigers, wild boar, and no less than twelve different breeds of poisonous monkeys.
Today, there are 35 Million stray, mangy, dog-like creatures roaming the island. And thus far I haven’t found one that tasted like chicken. Perhaps I should stick to the baby sea turtles.
Scott