On our last day in UAE our TG took us on a late afternoon drive for a spot of dune-buggy "rally driving" in the sandhills. Well, that was the first part of why we headed for the hinter-hills. Desert dwellers with SUVs?
Actually we spent an hour or so hot-footing it up-and-down in 4WD land rovers. The first time our Emirati driver drove over the edge of a steep 'wave' of sand and we dropped straight down, it felt pretty 'hairy' ... but it was all quite safe as the 4WDs were equipped with roll bars and the drivers kept completing the same circuit countless times till we got kinda bored of it. We then stopped on a sand ridge and admired the sunset for a while.
After the desert romp we went to a camel park and Bedouin fort camp ... I wondered if this was a "fair dinkum" Bedouin encampment or if it had been slightly sanitised or 'Disneyfied' for tourists. However, seeing the old wooden walls of the fortification for me at least did manage to conjure up a sense of the "Beau Gestes"!
Those that didn't want to do the camel ride (personally, I had sated my taste for camel rides striding atop a collection of even-toed ungulates in Egypt previously), went for a combined dinner and show. The eating conditions were pretty rudimentary (one tick for authenticity at least) - we were seated on large sand-filled cushions which were resting on ancient-looking strips of carpet bleached dry of colour by endless exposure to the harsh sun ... however I would concede the meal was quite good (falafel & kebab roll) except for the rather tasteless penne.
The show was only short - the main part was a bearded male dancer in a colourful, traditional costume, a Arab tunic and a sort of umbrella dress (come to think of it he looked a bit like Max Klinger from Mash, or at least he seemed to share the TV character's wardrobe tastes!).
The dancer twirled around in circles - in one direction - ever more frenetically. He did this for so long I thought he would surely have to unwind in the opposite direction for the equivalent amount of time before he would be able to regain his balance! ... but he was OK. Halfway through his twirling performance his whole outfit lit up like New Year's Eve ... at this point for some reason, randomly, the idea of suicide bombers came into my mind - maybe it was the way he was self-activating the light show (ie, himself) by repeatedly flicking a switch on and off! Fortunately for all the show ended peacefully and we eventually returned to our more comfortable beds in the hotel.
