Those are the words of our friend Michael who we met in the bar last night. It's really cool the amount of different people from different cultures and backgrounds that you meet. Michael was celebrating his last night in Australia on leave from the US military. He was on a two week break after spending a number of months in Afghanistan. He told us lots of stories which were very interesting to hear about.
Anyway, your maybe wondering where the quote comes from. After we left the bar at around 2am we headed up the street to MacDonald to fulfill our drunken hunger. Matt made the mistake of ordering a hamburger and then was very disappointed to find it was just literally a ham burger with no cheese or anything. Never fear though, Michael was to the rescue. He stood up and said 'I'm going to get you some cheese man!', headed straight to the counter, and returned with a Big Mac box. We were all pretty shocked actually thinking that he had bought a Big Mac to make up for Matt's rubbish burger. When he opened the lid, there it was, one slice of plastic cheese and weirdly, two sachets of salt, we're not really sure why they were there. I think we were in absolute hysterics for about 10 minutes. But there you have it, 'No shit, true story, there was a box of cheese!'
