So I'm standing in the kitchen right?
I'm on one side of the counter and Lindsay and Paris are on the other. And we're making tea, right?
And I say, "let's take a photo" and I take a photo.
And it's clear as day, right?
And then Danny comes in and I move to the other side of the counter.
Lindsay's here and I'm in the middle and Paris is on my left.
And then I say "danny take a photo" and so he takes the camera and turns it on and it's blurry.
It won't focus.
It's just broken.
It makes this weird creaking noise like it's trying to focus and can't. Not like it has ADHD or anything...more like camera cataracts and it's trying so hard to focus it's started creaking. Like Casey's knees.
That's step by step what happened...
Every detail. I mean I even gave you locations in case that effects the technology of the camera.
We've tried everything. CPR, mouth to mouth, Heimlich.
Everything.
In other news.
Tampons don't have applicators here and they only use spray on deodorant.
You people are sick.
Love,
Miss A Mary Ca and Lindsay
