Benefits of being illegal (really, benefits of being English speaking in a non-English speaking country, a little different):
1. Get paid more to do less
2. Do not have to sign in and
out for roll call, more freedom to come and go as please at the job
3. Paid off the books and in
CASH MONEY
4. Get paid for a missed day’s
work to travel to another country (Bolivia, Chile, Home - here I come!)
a. My 3-month tourist VISA is
up and need to leave the country to stay another 3 months!
5. When someone at your job
tries to tell you what to do or make you do something you do not want to do
(like hand in weekly, monthly and yearly plans) you can just say… “what are you
gonna do, fire me?” hehe, wouldn’t
actually do it, but nice to know its an option!
6. You are offered more money
and plane tickets when you tell them you have to leave for 2 months. But, even leaving for 2 months is
acceptable! as long as you promise to come back!