Do
touch the animals:
The
native fauna of Australia is the most bizarre in the world. Egg
laying milk feeding poisonous warm blooded marsupials, yep we got
them. If you want to see a kangaroo, then do you want to see a little
fella tamely eating out of your hand at the local petting zoo, or how
about a majestic Western Red bounding across the outback? Just what
is it you want to see? Heck go hunt one down on a roo shooting
adventure if you want. The cafe culture is excellent in many of our
metropolitan centres, but honestly you didn't make it all the way
here to sip a latte now did you?
Do
find a small piece of it:
Being
a wonderfully spacious country you really should be able to find a
patch of ground just right for you. Don't try and conquer the whole
place, it can't be done in a lifetime, little lone in a few weeks.
Pick a piece of it and call it yours.
Don't believe everything we say:
Australians,
we love to exaggerate. Every single one of us. We'll tell you just
how unlikely it is to walk around the back garden without
encountering the most deadly reptile on the planet. Then there's the
sheer size of the place. Its bigger than Ben Hur it is. 17 hour
flight from Perth to Sydney. Mate you better not leave the airport,
you'll never be seen again. Crocodile Dundee was fictitious you know.
