... about his skin colour and I KNOW because he obviously took the same malaria tablets that I'm taking (doxy something or the other) which turn certain parts of your body (in my case, my legs) very white. The rest of me is turning a pleasant shade of tan but my legs get whiter by the day.
The only question is - why didn't he just admit that he'd been taking malaria tablets and everyone would have believed him!
I've got no pix to accompany this story for obvious reasons...