Spam really is a luxury item here!
It’s true, really really. A product that none of us would touch is an item of class here. Apparently South Korea is the second largest consumer of the lovely pink gelatinous meat, and people give it as gifts for Thanksgiving as it’s just too nice to enjoy alone…
And as some further amusement...
A little – and somewhat rude - sample of Konglish tshirts to be found in the good ol’ RoK. They’re usually worn by unsuspecting people with no real translation of the meaning (if there’s one to be had), usually ajummas - old married women - and school children, some are serisouly worrying.
Save the Apartheid, Boycott of the Lesbian, Nazi Lettuce Growers or Jesus of the Nuclear Whales
She offered her honour, He honoured her offer, So all night long it was honour and offer
White lover
I love to give head
Evolution starts at home
I love my hooker
Eat your vegetaballs
I see you've already met the twins
The lord of surfing got off in me
Don't send my job to Mexico
Juicy stripper pole
Do you believe I’m a virgin?
Today, a girl wearing a shirt with cats on it 'Our pussies, our choice'.
I’m not gay but my boyfriend is
I did Justin twice
(with a picture of Bambi sticking her bum in the air) That’s the way we like to *beep*
Getting’ lucky in the box
Making you homosexual
Welcome to loserville, Population, you - and an image of a large can labelled "whoop-ass" being opened
High rollers coming through, Get the *beep* out of my ways
Come to Mary's fishing shop. She's always open. And she's got crabs too.
North Korea - Where's the beef?
Bang Bang The Morning Glory
Porn needs me
This is my clone
A cream cardigan, with 2 churches knitted into the front and on the back - Even Jesus loves me
I'll be your Personal Jesus
All your base are belong to us
Think long and hard
Choose juicy
My Mexican works for less than your Mexican
A penis stronger than a sword
My pink ate my homework
IQ 23 club
Bosnia girl
Do you want to see my camel toe?
Just dot me
Sun your buns
I love law students
Slam down a dew
Mickey in my Minny
For being is happy today
Then of course you also have the stores Teeny Weenie and Fat Dog should phrase emblazoned tshirts not be enough for you.