I've stayed at nice hotels in my life but this is ridiculous!!!! Someone skype me so you can see this room!!! I haven't seen a single bit of poverty in this country. (Granted, this is my first hour here.) A super nice guy in a suit walked me through secret parts of the airport. This Beemer pulled up right as I walked outside and there I sat next to bottled water, hand wipes and a chauffer. He must have driven me through the nice parts because I haven't seen one single ounce of poverty, no cows, no disfigured children begging, just a bunch of lights and fireworks as today is the festival of Diwali in India! We pulled into this literal Palace! They put this beautiful smelling flower necklace on me and everyone bows namaste to me left and right!!! Holy India! In front of my room was my personal butler with this amazing lychee fruit drink! No crazy check in counter. My personal butler walked me to the room and sat me at this presidential desk here I'm checked in The Leela Palace! I love India! Now, I'm about to shower and eat all these chocolates on each table in the room! There's also an amazing tea selection next to the TV! Can someone please be here with me!!! This is freggin fabulous!
