I am editing a bunch of documents to make sure the english grammar is correct and some things were just really funny. Here are a few for your amusement.
I want my husband, like others dads, to cut off the biblical cord of his baby on his own.
My wife has always promised me that she would come back to China to reunite with me and put aside planning for future temperately.
She has got pregnant unrepentantly and decides to give birth to the baby in Canada.
I have made my mind up to hold her hands the day she gives birth, encouraging and smoothing her.
I am going to be adding pictures of the Summer Palace that my team toured on saturday. It was a beautiful day and I think it was really nice to just get away from the hustle and bustle of the city. I'll probably also add a few "lost in translation" pictures that we have taken.
