Postcards from distant shores

Dear World Nomads,
“Goooold Finnnnngah…Wa Waa Wa”
“Goooold Finn-
What?!? NOT “Gold Finger”!
Fuck it. I ain’t going.
What’s that you say? This is from “The man with the golden gun”?!?
NOT Connery!
Fuck it twice, now I REALLY ain’t going.
Think I’ll dive the Similans instead.
Sing-along!
“Under da sea…under da sea…”
No longer shaken, but still a little stirred.  
Scott